I like men just fine. I don't like you personally setting yourself up as an arbiter of what degrading names a woman you don't approve of deserves. I don't like you suggesting that you were doing so 'to give the ladies something to live up to'; I think that's pretty offensive to the women on this board. I don't much like the personal attacks (though your posse calling me a spinster in an effort to insult me is still kinda funny; what century do you live in again? Should I worry that my uterus will fall out if I run another triathlon? I hope all this education doesn't dry up my ovaries!).

I'm also rather tired of your misogyny, and of your misspelling of that word. Also, for all that you seem to be in a furore over 'objectification' in several other threads, I would like to point out that at no time have I called out anyone here on those grounds. Posts in that vein may make me inclined to think less of you, but I do not spend my time hunting them down.

Now can the hissy fit, senator, it makes you look hysterical.

Hysterics? Hah!

You've shown how much you know, for all your education. I mean, the Honourable Senator doesn't have a uterus*, so how, again, should he be capable of hysterics?

Seriously...

* Though, if he did have a uterus and were (like Lambchop) a woman, he'd have to be one of the world's largest living women, if not largest period.

My posse? Hysterical? You went nuts and told me to go fuck myself when several things I posted were OBVIOUSLY in jest.

I think almost everyone on this board thought it was funny but you. Sorry about any offense, but seriously, I think you're the one that needs to can the hysterics, sister.

Thing is, if you knew me (which you decidedly do not) you would know that I operate by a few simple rules. One is "If it's fuck me, you know it's fuck you," and two is, if I know yr. pissed off by something, I'll keep doing it just to piss you off. Which prompted a name, location and quote change, all of which I am sure you love. Childish, I'm sure, but again I'm sure it has something to do with my inherent hatred of women.

Strangely enough, I think most on the board were on my side, but even if everyone were against me, I still wouldn't think I did anything wrong. So get over yourself. I'll continue to post whatever the fuck I want.

You'll be pleased to learn that, much as being a spinster no longer requires anything to do with thread, hysteria is an option for those without a uterus in these enlightened times.

you two need to just do it already.

I don't give a fuck about your 'operating rules', I have no desire to know you, and if I want to call you out I will. So I guess we're even.

Can we please put this issue to rest. I like you both and I hate to see you continue with it. Just agree to disagree and let's move on.

Shelly, this is priceless.

Truly, like OPA said, can we put this to rest? I see both sides of your argument, and I like both of you as well. Enough with the baiting and taunting in other threads already.

Damn, that spinster comment must have hit you close to home since I already apologized for saying it; and you said you accepted the apology; yet you want to keep bringing it up. So I retract that, but you are damn sure a humorless bitch; ignore this shit and move on. But you can't help yourself so I guess the worm will continue to turn.

Not for nothing, but you really need to stay out of it.

OPA!, sometimes you're priceless.

I accepted your apology meaning I'm not mad at you about it or offended by it. I do think it's funny as all hell, though.

And I'll ignore this shit when I please, as, I imagine, will your buddy.

Um, Bloor, instead of stirring shit up on a message board, shouldn't you be - oh, I dunno - spending your time listening to a mix or something?

Last comment on the subject. My main problem with you, Ms. jayway, is that you are barking up the wrong tree. We're not at odds here, you made beef out of nothing, and I decided I wasn't going to take it. I'm the last male that you should be castigating with your out in left field beliefs. I'm a pretty enlightened fella who makes a living fighting for a lot of the very rights that you claim to espouse.

You and your ilk need to give it a rest sometime, and see that not all men are aligned against you in some vast conspiracy, and that with your actions you turn off many of the people who would be naturally aligned with you.

Again, I am sure that you will disagree, and can tell me why I am a woman hater who is thisclose to committing rape, genocide or a string of low level date rape druggings, and that is fine.

Now pardon me, I gotta go smack my bitch up, she didn't have coffee made when I woke up this morning. Must be because she has two broken arms from last night's "fun"

Whoa. I knew you were a big fella but...

I think the Senator's of the school that says if you're gonna accuse me of something I'm not I'm gonna play up the part to the hilt just to piss you off more.

wait, so who deleted the thread?

some sluts.

You know what, that you consider yourself to be and present yourself as such a righteous hero of enlightenment is precisely why I objected to that post. It's the hypocrisy of it. With your actions you turn off many of the people who would naturally be aligned with you, to coin a phrase. As you point out, I don't know you. I can only judge you by your posts, and that post looked like misogyny to me. Which is why I asked you about it in the first place.

The very essence of the present-day American political system.

i just like that i got to use the term "board nazi".

Wasn't that, like, such a cool video when the protagonist turned out to be another chick?

Exactly what I meant as well.

This thread is boring now.

The difference between a joke and woman hatred is apparently a very fine line. Some things are just plain fucking funny, and quotes like this:

"If I give you head, will you give me some t-shirts"
When informed that LA Guns and Slaughter flew in, so
there's no tourbuses: "Damnit, where am I supposed to
suck dick?"
"At Van Halen last Friday I didn't suck one dick. Not
a single one."

CERTAINLY qualify.