Can anybody stop the Patriots

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:11 am

el_scorcho Wrote:

no guru Wrote:

"do the NFL a favor"

Bitter-Ass Grapes To Reality Translation:

"we're fucking pissed off because the Pats are light years better than us"

I wasn't trying to be coy. I am in fact pissed off that the Pats are light years better than us. I admit it wholeheartedly. It's fucking annoying to see a team that has already been the best team in the NFL over the past five or so years buy a bunch of great players and become unstoppable. It doesn't help that they are arrogant assholes without any personality. I don't get why Pats fans get their panties in a bunch whenever I talk about how much I hate their team. It doesn't make sense to me. You are now the Yankees of the NFL. Deal with it.

jesus, you're a fucking baby.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:18 am

no guru Wrote:

Also, there are some cool people on the Pats who aren't assholes. Veterans like Tedy Bruschi and Junior Seau.

Had you said Vrabel or Troy Brown, I would have agreed. But you just named two of the three Patriots, outside of the head coach, for whom I have nothing but scorn. All you needed was to include Rodney "HGH served its purpose" Harrison -- plus, he's like a poor man's Greg Lloyd or Joey Porter, as a "family" man -- to complete the "must die" trifecta.

no guru · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:21 am

What have you got against Junior?

And, yeah, Vrabel pretty okay.

Damen · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:22 am

Patriots Wrote:

Rest of the NFL, LOL

Hegel · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:54 am

Damen Wrote:

Patriots Wrote:

Rest of the NFL, LOL

/thread

jewels santana · **Joined:** Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:36 pm **Posts:** 10198

only the yankees are the yankees. maybe the brazilian national team, but not a team with a horrible history and recent success.

FT · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:20 am

The Patriots aren't the Yankees of the NFL. They are the Spurs of the NFL.

jewels santana · **Joined:** Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:36 pm **Posts:** 10198

FT Wrote:

The Patriots aren't the Yankees of the NFL. They are the Spurs of the NFL.

i'll sign on for that.

seamonster · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:27 pm

A Northern Soul Wrote:

here goes.

thank you, kevin mchale, for being an idiot
thank you, zygi wilf, for being cheap
thank you, twins, for being cheap and idiotic.

You're welcome.

:cry:

el_scorcho · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:00 pm

Not to un-necessarily bump a thread that highlights my bitter and petty nature, but this is brilliant:

http://deadspin.com/sports/michael-showalter/bill-belichick-is-a-surly-dick-322119.php

Also, I'm revising my gameplan for the Iggles. I don't think blitzing constantly is going to be nearly enough. I think we need to go full on Tecmo Bowl mode on the Pats. On-sides kick it every time. Go for every fourth down that's less than 10 yards. Go for a two point conversion with every score. The whole 9 yards. I don't think the result would be much different, but it's really the only shot you have. Plus, it'd be nice to see an NFL coach actually show some balls.

shaMoxie · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:07 pm

i'm pretty sure my gas tonight could stop the patriots

no guru · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:14 pm

el_scorcho Wrote:

http://deadspin.com/sports/michael-showalter/bill-belichick-is-a-surly-dick-322119.php

Yeah, I can't argue with any of that.

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:21 pm

michael showalter can be really unfunny at times.

DHRjericho · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:49 pm

jewels santana Wrote:

FT Wrote:

The Patriots aren't the Yankees of the NFL. They are the Spurs of the NFL.

i'll sign on for that.

Except that the Pats are at least entertaining enough to watch.

FT · **Posted:** Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:00 am

shiv Wrote:

michael showalter can be really unfunny at times.

like sxsw

shiv · **Posted:** Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:03 am

FT Wrote:

shiv Wrote:

michael showalter can be really unfunny at times.

like sxsw

yeah i dunno. he wasn't funny at all when he was hosting that one show but i saw him another night and he was pretty funny, though he was showing slides of smurfs in porn or something, which might've been what was funny.

FT · **Posted:** Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:08 am

shiv Wrote:

FT Wrote:

shiv Wrote:

michael showalter can be really unfunny at times.

like sxsw

yeah i dunno. he wasn't funny at all when he was hosting that one show but i saw him another night and he was pretty funny, though he was showing slides of smurfs in porn or something, which might've been what was funny.

he sucked at that comedy showcase we saw at emo's, but that midget arab was pretty funny...the one from human giant

seamonster · **Posted:** Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:28 am

seamonster Wrote:

T'wolves - Garnett ---> Celtics
Twins - Ortiz ---> Red Sox
Vikings - Moss ---> Pats

Granted, Moss took a pit stop in Oakland, but you have to admit, Minnesota has been very, very good to Boston.

All we do is give, give, give.

Make sure you send a friggin' thank you note.

Hey, Boston, you interested in a pretty good pitcher? Sweeping a World Series isn't bad, but four shutouts in a row would be even better....

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3133598

shiv · **Posted:** Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:31 am

i'd take him.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

shiv Wrote:

michael showalter can be really unfunny at times.

I endorse this comment.

thrillhouse · **Posted:** Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:02 am

19-0, book it

FT · **Posted:** Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:15 pm

thrillhouse Wrote:

19-0, book it

18, perhaps. But we'll see about that last one.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:32 pm

thrillhouse Wrote:

19-0, book it

So, what's your vote in the Boston.com polling for a Patriots theme-song?

no guru · **Posted:** Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:35 pm

Aaron Rodgers's Mustache Wrote:

thrillhouse Wrote:

19-0, book it

So, what's your vote in the Boston.com polling for a Patriots theme-song?

write in

Too Short "The Bitch Sucks Dick"

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:39 pm

no guru Wrote:

Aaron Rodgers's Mustache Wrote:

thrillhouse Wrote:

19-0, book it

So, what's your vote in the Boston.com polling for a Patriots theme-song?

write in

Aerosmith "Don't get mad, get even"

From Boston, & seems appropriate.

& yes, I ripped this off from Deadspin's comment section, but so what... so what!?

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