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Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

toots and the midols Wrote:

i'm watching Juno for the first time and i'm having a hard time getting past all the gratuitous hipster patois

join the club.

it blows my mind that juno won an academy award for writing. i don't believe hollywood really believes kids talk like that.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:38 am

Z Wrote:

toots and the midols Wrote:

i'm watching Juno for the first time and i'm having a hard time getting past all the gratuitous hipster patois

join the club.

it blows my mind that juno won an academy award for writing. i don't believe hollywood really believes kids talk like that.

& it beat out Lars & the Real Girl, as well. So it was not as if Juno won by default.

What I don't understand, though, is if Juno -- first-time script from an "outsider" (stripper/phone-sex operator, turned author, turned screenwriter) -- can get an Academy nom, why didn't Gran Torino? I mean, the writer of that is from Minnesota, too; plus, he looks like the love-child of Diablo Cody & Joe the Plumber.

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

what the fucking hell is all of this snow about? it won't stop fucking snowing.

i walked these dogs i'm watching this week around 4 pm today. then i drove to my side of town, went to the store, and when i walked out it was snowing.

i went to blockbuster, and i saw it was sticking to the ground. then i had a friend come over and there was already about 3 inches on the ground.

i have to somehow make it over to the same house tomorrow (on the other side of town) because i can't fucking let these dogs go crazy inside this house.. also, they'll run out of food and water. this is so fucked. i don't have 4 wheel drive.. the owners are in florida.

fuck me.

also, i'm going to lose work hours tomorrow because the kids i nanny won't have school, and their dad won't make it to work because i'm sure it's snowing a fuckton more in charlottesville

fuck fuck fuck

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

Aaron Rodgers Mustache Wrote:

Z Wrote:

toots and the midols Wrote:

i'm watching Juno for the first time and i'm having a hard time getting past all the gratuitous hipster patois

join the club.

it blows my mind that juno won an academy award for writing. i don't believe hollywood really believes kids talk like that.

& it beat out Lars & the Real Girl, as well. So it was not as if Juno won by default.

What I don't understand, though, is if Juno -- first-time script from an "outsider" (stripper/phone-sex operator, turned author, turned screenwriter) -- can get an Academy nom, why didn't Gran Torino? I mean, the writer of that is from Minnesota, too; plus, he looks like the love-child of Diablo Cody & Joe the Plumber.

have you guys seen nick & norahs infinite playlist? that movie was terrible.

juno was great in comparison. but still, they're both teen hipster movies.

Sanchez · **Joined:** Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:14 pm **Posts:** 491

Aaron Rodgers Mustache Wrote:

Z Wrote:

toots and the midols Wrote:

i'm watching Juno for the first time and i'm having a hard time getting past all the gratuitous hipster patois

join the club.

it blows my mind that juno won an academy award for writing. i don't believe hollywood really believes kids talk like that.

& it beat out Lars & the Real Girl, as well. So it was not as if Juno won by default.

What I don't understand, though, is if Juno -- first-time script from an "outsider" (stripper/phone-sex operator, turned author, turned screenwriter) -- can get an Academy nom, why didn't Gran Torino? I mean, the writer of that is from Minnesota, too; plus, he looks like the love-child of Diablo Cody & Joe the Plumber.

Gran Torino was TERRIBLE... they made Clint Eastwood look like Walter Matthau in Grumpy Old Men... there wasn't a single thing I enjoyed about that movie

jewels santana · **Joined:** Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:36 pm **Posts:** 10198

toots and the midols Wrote:

i'm watching Juno for the first time and i'm having a hard time getting past all the gratuitous hipster patois

you don't get past that, it's pretty much the whole movie.
the last few scenes with adult actors mildly saves things, but not really.

toots · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:09 am

Z Wrote:

toots and the midols Wrote:

i'm watching Juno for the first time and i'm having a hard time getting past all the gratuitous hipster patois

join the club.

it blows my mind that juno won an academy award for writing. i don't believe hollywood really believes kids talk like that.

i know people in their 30s who are trying really hard to drop juno-speak into their vernacular. it's usually the trader joes-iphone-tapas dinner party-going to coachella-for-the-first-time set, proving they still have their finger on the pulse

Modem · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:28 am

awww helllz yeah...

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll ... 0323844720

mutty · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:35 am

Modem Wrote:

awww helllz yeah...

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll ... 0323844720

That's rad

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:59 am

Aural Fixation Wrote:

We get to experience a second Friday the 13th this year.

also gonna be one in November.
this is the year dawg!

toots · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:10 pm

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

that ebay listing is hilarious

"I once did a skid that went for two weeks."

Postmersh · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:10 pm

cemeterypolka Wrote:

that ebay listing is hilarious

"I once did a skid that went for two weeks."

Even better is:

"Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx"

I wish I could do something to the maxxxx. Or, at the very least, inseminate via the power of stunt tricks...

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

its been a while since i've taken prescription migraine meds, and for about 5 minutes after your migraine is gone, there is a crazy "come up" feeling like you've taken acid or something. something just doesn't sit right in your stomach, your throat, your chest, and your head. it's an overwhelming feeling of anxiety and it feels terrible.

but about 10 minutes after i took it my migraine went away. too bad the prescription only came with 10 pills and i just ran out of health insurance.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:55 pm

catswilleatyou Wrote:

Aural Fixation Wrote:

We get to experience a second Friday the 13th this year.

also gonna be one in November.
this is the year dawg!

I didn't realize there was one in November as well...

2/13 - my bday
3/13 - my dad's bday
11/13 - my gf's bday

neuroboy · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:15 pm

!!!

[img][404:500]http://www.pinkcoyote.net/dragon2.jpg[/img]

there's more where that came from. . .
http://www.pinkcoyote.net/creativegrooming.html

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:55 pm

how in the hell have those dogs not eaten those women yet?

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:55 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

how in the hell have those dogs not eaten those women yet?

Judging by the ladies, I would think the dogs would have more to worry about.

Postmersh · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:08 pm

Senator Lou Gar Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

how in the hell have those dogs not eaten those women yet?

Judging by the ladies, I would think the dogs would have more to worry about.

/BF'ed?

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:11 pm

Senator Lou Gar Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

how in the hell have those dogs not eaten those women yet?

Judging by the ladies, I would think the dogs would have more to worry about.

Recycling bins full of empty peanut butter jars out front every thursday

neuroboy · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:14 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Senator Lou Gar Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

how in the hell have those dogs not eaten those women yet?

Judging by the ladies, I would think the dogs would have more to worry about.

Recycling bins full of empty peanut butter jars out front every thursday

ew. . . thanks for the image of a lady getting her salad tossed by a lime green poodle

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:15 pm

(tips hat)

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:01 pm

Hoooo

Busty Rhodes · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:08 pm

Sanchez Wrote:

Aaron Rodgers Mustache Wrote:

Z Wrote:

toots and the midols Wrote:

i'm watching Juno for the first time and i'm having a hard time getting past all the gratuitous hipster patois

join the club.

it blows my mind that juno won an academy award for writing. i don't believe hollywood really believes kids talk like that.

& it beat out Lars & the Real Girl, as well. So it was not as if Juno won by default.

What I don't understand, though, is if Juno -- first-time script from an "outsider" (stripper/phone-sex operator, turned author, turned screenwriter) -- can get an Academy nom, why didn't Gran Torino? I mean, the writer of that is from Minnesota, too; plus, he looks like the love-child of Diablo Cody & Joe the Plumber.

Gran Torino was TERRIBLE... they made Clint Eastwood look like Walter Matthau in Grumpy Old Men... there wasn't a single thing I enjoyed about that movie

I enjoyed that movie a lot. Not from "Wow that really moved me" thing but...shit I just thought it was funny as hell. Guy just reminded me of my Dad. Or what I think of my Dad I guess.

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