And the Oscar for Best Rack goes to...

Busty Rhodes · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:12 pm

FT Wrote:

Cap'n Deez Wrote:

that one chick up in the balcony, whose dad got an award... I KNOW you all know the one I'm talking about. You could put your drink on those suckers! C-lawd have mercy.

YES!!! She's # 1, with Salma and Scarlett running v-neck and v-neck for # 2.

Yea, I don't care if they're fake or not (which they are). She was SMOKIN'! All I know is my girlfriend was alseep. And she woke up when I said "Damn" out loud.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:14 pm

http://www.oscar.com/nominees/

Scroll down a drop, and you can watch the actual video footage of Scarlett giving out her awards, and all her 'rack' glory.

you're welcome.

shaMoxie · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:18 pm

Charli Wrote:

Moxie, regarding Cate, nah I don't think so. I think she's highly reserved and somewhat private and while she likes what she does and she's damn good at it I think she doesn't care for the limelight of it all. Besides, nowadays these interviewers/journalists are just too damned nosy.

Fair enough. I'll buy that. She just always seems to be offended by the customary innocuous Q's asked by the press. As if she wasn't challenged enough. It just irritates me. That, and I fucking hate celebrities.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:19 pm

A little too close for comfort... But the boobies were spot-on!

Dunwoody Dude · **Joined:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:20 am **Posts:** 2869

Charli Wrote:

I have to agree with the guys regarding Hilary looking horsey.

All the fashion mags have been doing spreads with her and trying to glam her up but she comes across very weird. She's just not a pretty girl. I mean not even damn close.

And frankly if she didn't have boobs then I think she'd be mistaken for a guy at all times.

All true, but shit, Paul Giamatti looks like crap, is my age, and looks about 10 years older. Talented as hell though.

Why can't we just leave it at that? I don't want to see only the beautiful people up there on the screen

Steve

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:36 pm

Tits are for kids.

Dunwoody Dude · **Joined:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:20 am **Posts:** 2869

Cap'n Deez Wrote:

A little too close for comfort... But the boobies were spot-on!

Practice makes perfect, Cap. :wink:

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:41 pm

Well, it worked for a second... honest. It was Brigette Nielson, circa Red Sonja. Both the pile-o-hair AND the nice rack.

Ex Lion Tamer · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:00 pm

Busty Rhodes Wrote:

Yea she was good. But the award definitley goes to one of Sidney Lumet's daughters. The one that was sitting in the middle. I was lying down in bed and actually sat up in bed when she came on screen. Damn!

And did anyone get more face time than Lumet's well endowed daughter? At least three looonnnggg shots of her during Lumet's speech, than Clint mentions Lumet in his Director's acceptance speach, cue the 30-second shot of Lumet's entourage. I can just hear the show's producer repeating the mantra; "mention Sidney Lumet, mention Sidney Lumet, mention Sidney Lumet, mention Sidney Lumet" during the acceptance speech for Best Picture.

Busty Rhodes · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:07 pm

Ex Lion Tamer Wrote:

Busty Rhodes Wrote:

Yea she was good. But the award definitley goes to one of Sidney Lumet's daughters. The one that was sitting in the middle. I was lying down in bed and actually sat up in bed when she came on screen. Damn!

And did anyone get more face time than Lumet's well endowed daughter? At least three looonnnggg shots of her during Lumet's speech, than Clint mentions Lumet in his Director's acceptance speach, cue the 30-second shot of Lumet's entourage. I can just hear the show's producer repeating the mantra; "mention Sidney Lumet, mention Sidney Lumet, mention Sidney Lumet, mention Sidney Lumet" during the acceptance speech for Best Picture.

No doubt they were using ANY excuse to show those funbags. Hell, I think they showed her during the acceptance speech for best sound or some shit. I can't believe they didn't do like a panning shot of that group. Maybe that would've been too VMA's or something.

nobody · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:15 pm

missed the show...anyone gonna post a pic of this chick?

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:19 pm

C'mon now, they weren't too big? Her right one looked like it was about to fall out. Nevermind, that didn't help.

Pagoda · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:37 pm

I noticed the daughter to. Those were ridiculous. She looked like what I stereotype LA women to look like.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:45 pm

Ok, can't find wonderfully juggy Lumet daughter yet, but here's a darkhorse candidate (if the friggin link stays put this time)... miss Julia Roberts.

Rick Derris · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:48 pm

nobody Wrote:

saw the show but missed this segment...anyone gonna post a pic of this chick please for the love of god because I like boobies?

nobody · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:49 pm

Actually, I find the really fake looking ones good for a laugh...although I freely admit being enamored of Salma.

puma · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:50 pm

Pagoda Wrote:

I noticed the daughter to. Those were ridiculous. She looked like what I stereotype LA women to look like.

Only the typical Hollywood trendy types look like that. Not ALL LA women look like that.

I say winner goes to that daughter. I couldn't help but notice her rack. Runner-up is Salma. She is absolutely gorgeous.... and Scarlett Johanssen, man oh man.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:51 pm

just find a picture of that black chick that used to be on Baywatch, she kind of looked like that.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:58 pm

Ok, tangent (sorry):

Looking for juggy Lumet daughter, I came across a disturbing site, which claims to be a morals/values "news" site (note the contradiction inherent there), and it's got a huuuge page on the oscars, but it's not just news, of course... it's a poll you can take to see if you agree with them as to which candidate in each category this years is "most offensive"!!! And, based on my first post anout a bad website, whereafter the psycho in charge of it showed up here and bantered with us (earning me the title street teamer right away), I ain't a postin' this one, at least not in its entirety. But it's hilarious. Here's a quote:

5. Animated Feature Film

It took the combined geniuses of Reverend James Dobson and education chief Margaret Spellings to help us see that beneath the fuzzy exteriors of cartoon characters like SpongeBob and Buster lies a pro-homosexual agenda. But which of these animated feature films is truly deserving of our big ‘O’?

The Incredibles

Shark Tale

Shrek 2

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:01 pm

Or this charming little quip, about how being black is similar to being a drug addict or handicapped...

6. (edited) pick: Best Picture
In addition to this year’s stable of sin-soaked pictures, there were also tails of heroism, inspiration and death-defying adventure. While the obvious favorite here, the Passion of the Christ, was cruelly left off the list, Swift did find one flick we’d give our right eye to see again: Ray. “If only Ray Charles had lived long enough to see this powerful portrayal of his life,” says Todd. Deanna calls the film inspirational, noting that “the movie shows that even if you are differently-abled, a drug addict, or just black, if you work hard enough, you too can overcome.”

A final note on Million Dollar Baby: while conservatives have blasted this film for sexing up euthanasia, (edit) was actually split on the flick. Todd enjoyed the fight sequences, especially the convincing portrayal of female German fighters as hardened, ruthless prostitutes, but felt the film gave enough mixed gender signals (notable example, the casting of Hilary "Boys Don't Cry" Swank) to warrant a thumbs-down. Deanna felt MDB gave a million-dollar lesson to feminists: if you can't survive in the ring, best stay to the kitchen.

The Aviator
Finding Neverland

Million Dollar Baby

Ray

Sideways

ifihadahifi · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:04 pm

Cap'n Deez Wrote:

“the movie shows that even if you are differently-abled, a drug addict, or just black, if you work hard enough, you too can overcome.”

what the shit?

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:05 pm

Cap'n Deez Wrote:

6. (edited) pick: Best Picture
“If only Ray Charles had lived long enough to see this powerful portrayal of his life,” says Todd. Deanna calls the film inspirational, noting that “the movie shows that even if you are differently-abled, a drug addict, or just black, if you work hard enough, you too can overcome.”

yes, that would have been something

katie, a princess · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:18 pm

Cap'n Deez Wrote:

Deanna felt MDB gave a million-dollar lesson to feminists: if you can't survive in the ring, best stay to the kitchen.

seems deanna be stupid.

Pagoda · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:27 pm

dridiculous Wrote:

Pagoda Wrote:

I noticed the daughter to. Those were ridiculous. She looked like what I stereotype LA women to look like.

Only the typical Hollywood trendy types look like that. Not ALL LA women look like that.

I say winner goes to that daughter. I couldn't help but notice her rack. Runner-up is Salma. She is absolutely gorgeous.... and Scarlett Johanssen, man oh man.

Notice that I did say "stereotype" there.

Postmersh · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:14 pm

Charli Wrote:

I have to agree with the guys regarding Hilary looking horsey.

All the fashion mags have been doing spreads with her and trying to glam her up but she comes across very weird. She's just not a pretty girl. I mean not even damn close.

And frankly if she didn't have boobs then I think she'd be mistaken for a guy at all times.

Didn't she win her first Oscar by doing this?

ZING!

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