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yeah, but then you'd end up trying drive up into the back of the Knight Industries 18 wheeler because the car told you to"


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comedy gold in this thread

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my sister was telling me that she downloaded darth vader's voice for her GPS (i'm not sure which service she has).


This is probably my favorite so far. Especially if, every once in a while, it would say random other lines from the movies.

On Main Street, Turn left.
Drive 3 miles, then turn right on Church Street.
Now I am the master.
At the stop light, turn right onto Market Street.
Asteroids do not concern me.

Oooh, or better yet, if you don't follow the instructions: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

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Oooh, or better yet, if you don't follow the instructions: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."


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And, the only funny comment in this thread. I would fucking kill myself within 3 turns of pulling out of the driveway.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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it would be better if it had video of him brushing back his hair at the Ambassador Hotel podium over and over as well

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it would be better if it had video of him brushing back his hair at the Ambassador Hotel podium over and over as well


Junior is a modifier in that sentence, rog.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Senator Mary Jo KopechGAR Wrote:
rparis74 Wrote:
it would be better if it had video of him brushing back his hair at the Ambassador Hotel podium over and over as well


Junior is a modifier in that sentence, rog.


reading comp fail

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and a lot more funny than a mild shot at annoying boston accents

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I had to drop out because of schedule conflicts but last fall I started taking a sketch writing course and one of the only assignments I got anywhere with was a sketch where a family buys a discount GPS and the "voice" was a misogynist Brooklyn-ite that wouldn't work if the mom was driving, called her a whore, told dirty jokes to the kids, etc.

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[quote="shmoo"]Turn left here, Dave.quote]
When I eventually get my GPS, I've GOT to have HAL.

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