happy father's day homies

Dalen · **Posted:** Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:01 pm

Kingfish Wrote:

I got my first taste of the realization that Father's day has absolutely nothing to do with me. My wife planned a day of pretty much everything I wouldn't want to do and called it father's day.

if that's the case, sit around all next weekend and do exactly what you want to do.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:04 pm

Kingfish Wrote:

I got my first taste of the realization that Father's day has absolutely nothing to do with me. My wife planned a day of pretty much everything I wouldn't want to do and called it father's day.

I'm intrigued. Did you go to yoga, eat salads, and then catch "Killers"?

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

Yail Bloor Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

Neither of my ungrateful kids got me anything

course I didn't get my dad anything either

cue up "Decoration Day"

of course my kids are both under 3 and my dad has been dead for 5 years but I just felt like complaining.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:37 pm

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:05 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

Neither of my ungrateful kids got me anything

course I didn't get my dad anything either

cue up "Decoration Day"

of course my kids are both under 3 and my dad has been dead for 5 years but I just felt like complaining.

Oh I know all those things, just thought you might wanna go all angst-y.

And like the Kingfish said, it has nothing to do with us anyways

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

no, pretty much nothing does.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:24 pm

jacking off

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:40 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

jacking off

Nah that's about her not giving it up, and Taylor Rain, 5 black dudes and 15 feet of surgical tubing...

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

...like you guys just won the nobel peace prize...you changed a few diapers (maybe)...
take your card and shut up.

toots · **Posted:** Mon Jun 21, 2010 8:58 pm

hey five years ago i held a leg and mopped up sweat, and now five years later im the one raising the critter that came out

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

ayah Wrote:

...like you guys just won the nobel peace prize...you changed a few diapers (maybe)...
take your card and shut up.

fathers day is a sham holiday. Nobody really likes their dad.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:52 pm

Aside from the 4th of July and Memorial Day, ALL holidays are sham holidays.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:36 am

Are you lumping Sweetest Day in as a sham also?

toots · **Posted:** Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:54 am

administrative assistants day

doesn't get more real than that

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

admin day is much better than boss' fucking day. cmon.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:05 pm

Everyday is Boss' Day.

My wife typically overdid it with kindness / thoughtfulness, which inevitably depressed me as I thought about how much less I did for Mother's Day. While I was in Ireland for the week prior she dipped the kiddo's feet and hands in some kind of paint, printed them onto clear transfer paper, overlayed them artfully, scanned them into a single hi-res, then had a glossy 5x7 printed of it and framed / matted. It is beautiful. And all this after surprising me with New Pornographers tickets for our 6th anniversary 2 days prior. I am such a hopeless shitbag.

happy father's day homies

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