FRIDAY: 'rents roll into town any minute now. I'm off at 1pm. Heading to Hot Diggity Dogs for lunch. Chill until we go check out Chihuly Nights exhibit at Cheekwood, then grab some dinner at PortaVia

SATURDAY: breakfast with femdisco's mom and brother (their first time meeting my 'rents). Head to Martin's BBQ Joint in Nolensville to discuss wedding catering and watch the fucking DAWGS rip a hole in some cajuns.
Then onto the lake for the rest of the weekend, checking out lakehouse rentals for the wedding weekend and "fucking a fish".

SUNDAY: lake, lobster boil, sun, beer

MONDAY: decompress

in The Last Exorcism he works a recipe for banana bread into one of his sermons.




i don't really have any plans for the weekend besides working today and tomorrow. might go see fu manchu and black tusk tonight. going to a friend's bar on sunday afternoon. might see machete monday.

Friday: heading over to central Oregon (Sisters area) for a friend's wedding which is on Sunday. Picking up some whiskey on the way out of town. My mom is coming up to watch the kids all weekend.

Saturday: do a little rafting, some grilling, breath in the mountain air, get so drunk I piss myself and grope a stranger or two.

Sunday: wedding followed by drinking followed by embarrassing myself again

Monday: apologize to everyone, fuck around, take the slow way back home over the mountains, recuperate

Too hungover today to think about anything but leaving early and getting in a nap and maybe having some Fried Chicken. Probably take it easy and go see Machette tonight.

Saturday will be spent building frames to hang stuff around the house and then having dinner and drinks with a woman far too young to be seen with me in public.

Go watch Sumo wrestling Sunday in the afternoon and then head to a party later on with my more regular girl.

Monday will be spent lying around the house, eating Vietnamese delivery and having a Jim Jarmusch film fest from our combined DVD collections.

Friday: Leave Work early, Pick up some Sea Bass or Wild Salmon From the Fish Market, take Cat to Vet for Annual Check up, Grill up said Fish and feast, watch tivoed Yankee game and finish Munson Biography

Sat: Sleep in, Go to Gym -- Work out and weigh self for first time since started diet, head to the beach for the afternoon, catch Deadstring Brothers at night

Sunday: Farmer's Market in the morning, possibly more beach in the pm.

Monday: probably work, I have a ton of crap to catch up on and could use the extra day

my ten-day weekend staycayshun:

fri
pack for weekend trip with madame toots

sat
finish up a quick refi on my car in the a.m.
head down south to hoosier nat'l park and set up camp
finish writing my kids book

sun
hike n shit
drive to new harmony
check in at the new harmony inn
get lost in a tree labyrinth
eat a $50 dinner

mon
drive back home
watch a movie
start illustrating my kids book

tues
finally finish (and hopefully post) my kickstarter video/project
go over to tootsetta's for cheeseburger tuesday - the miss daisy

wed
wine tasting at the local 'cultural center'
blog a bunch

thurs
go see a doc about a thing
get tattooed

fri
start recording ep #2 "denimchrist"

sat
do some home improvements
do a photo shoot for ep art with a friend

sun
clean the house
mow the grass
possibly start on a small deck

mon
possibly finish the deck

tonight:
machete, then ihop

tomorrow:
watch son's soccer game, then either do laundry or laze about for hours - also watch first game of BRIAN KELLY ERA

sunday:
do laundry, if not done saturday, then go to draft for my third fantasy league

monday:
visit my kids and probably get roped into some "not-my-honey-anymore"-dos

Good luck dude!

My folks meet FemDerris' dad and stepmom Sunday.


Friday:

Going to dinner with FemDerris' dad and stepmom. Indian food (Panahar for the ATL folks). Post-dinner drinks at Four Seasons.

Saturday:

Leave at crack of dawn for Athens. Scope out the new tailgate scene and parking for future dates. Head to "Bulldog Park" to hang at buddy's RV tailgate until kickoff of UGA game. Leave hopefully in 3rd quarter up 80 points.
Dinner reservation with FemDerris' dad/stepmom at new restaurant, Empire State South, at 8pm. Pre-dinner drinks at W Hotel rooftop bar.
Post-dinner at sports bar watching UNC get killed by LSU.

Sunday:

Brunch at neighborhood spot; West Egg. Nap city. Early dinner at The Shed @ Glenwood where the parents meeting will take place.
Fantasy football draft.
Sleep the sleep of the dead.

Monday:

Chill out at the pool. Watch Boise/VT that night.

Hey Ben, FYI - I have tix to TN and Tech!

answer the question "are you having any holiday sales this weekend?" with the answer "no" all throughout saturday and sunday.

sleep in monday.

Tonight: sleep for the first time this week. I've been working 15 hour days with a heavy commute, so I'm going to pour me a Blanton's and maybe watch more Breaking Bad.

Tomorrow: FYFest. Weaving mostly between the comedy tent and the first half of the day. Since I don't really give a shit about seeing most of the headliners, I'm trying to get back home in time to see a couple of friends' bands play on the roof of a nearby theater.

Sunday: some work, Going to a party

Monday: NOTHING. (maybe slight BBQ)

Today: Kids were home for a "teacher professional day" so we went to the park and then to the grocery store.
Tonight: Enjoyed the patio at a local pizza place. Wife and I had beers. I'm still having them.

Sat Morning: Doing a memorial run in memory of a classmate of my oldest daughter who was killed in a car accident last year. No doubt I'll be hungover and sad.
Sat Afternoon: Football party at a college friends house who recently moved into our neighborhood.
Sat Evening: taking it easy watching football. beers likely to be involved.

Sun afternoon: At a local party taking in ESPN 2's Tulsa @ East Carolina. (I'm a TU alum)
Sun Evening: Likely snoozing early given the celebratory or pissed off postgame drinking.

Monday: detox and maybe take one last day in at the pool.

beyond that... ffb kicks in with lots of Fox and Hound sundays, more college football including season tickets for TU. September shows include The Pixies, The National in KC, Tom Petty and hopefully a couple of weekends sneaking out with my friends to take in local shows.... Both daughters playing soccer will take up lots of time (and shitloads of $) but provide much enjoyment since they both are good players.
Should be an awesome weekend and month.

I keep reading this as "take a lot of shits"

HotTix came through.
Tomorrow:
Taking family to see the matinee showing of Million Dollar Quartet, then out to dinner at our favorite Italian restaurant.

First weekend I'll have spent in Toronto since moving here in June. And I don't plan to do much.
Watch the US Open as much as possible, and try to fit some hits in despite the shit weather.
Who am I kidding? Every day is a weekend.

so much dust and tight jeans.

My entire being right now is focused on moving, which happens Monday. My new place is awesome - I'm near civilization and commerce and stuff, and will have an office again. Moving is never something one "looks forward to" as far as the actual process, but (thanks to Phil and our friend Kait) I'm about as ready as I think a person can be.
Just gotta get through Monday (movers arrive around 8) and grind it out. Fingers crossed.

OOF. Sorry man.

Yea, it's been fucking brutal. Anyone have a second team defense they can loan out?

friday: mets/cubs, chemical brothers
saturday: mets/cubs, dinner party
sunday: mets/cubs, crowded house
monday: catch up on DVR

it was a pretty good weekend.

my new ink is already scabbing and peeling..will get a picture up this week! i know you are all so anxious.

who knew you even moved?
you really don't want me near that baby, do you?

oh yeah.....moved daughter into that college for the last year. she has a suite that is more beautiful than my apartment...slept...roller coasters all day monday...