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MontyTheMongoose
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he's practically begging you to make whoopie with him on a bed of sweetly flavoured popcorn! the slut!


Never have I made love to someone wearing a monocle, but I did have sex with a woman with one eye (the other was glass).
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Foot massages can lead to sex. ;)


They can also lead to your getting thrown out the window. Just ask Tony Rockahara. . .
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Right now nothing is better than sex.

I really love making out though, if they are a good kisser you really can’t get a better feeling come over your body besides the release that sex gives you


Making out is boring. It's a necessary evil to get in da' pants. I'm under the impression that most ladies don't know how to kiss.


I call bullshit! Making out is NOT boring. You just haven't made out with the right person then.

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i always hated making out

there are quite a few things better than average or bad sex...not a whole let better than good sex.
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robotboy Wrote:
he's practically begging you to make whoopie with him on a bed of sweetly flavoured popcorn! the slut!


Never have I made love to someone wearing a monocle, but I did have sex with a woman with one eye (the other was glass).


I used to know a one eyed whore...she'd take her glass eye out and wink you off for a quarter.

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pumachik Wrote:
the lockness stockster Wrote:
Bee.OK Wrote:
Right now nothing is better than sex.

I really love making out though, if they are a good kisser you really can’t get a better feeling come over your body besides the release that sex gives you


Making out is boring. It's a necessary evil to get in da' pants. I'm under the impression that most ladies don't know how to kiss.


I call bullshit! Making out is NOT boring. You just haven't made out with the right person then.


agreed.
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monocle = obner , and you all know it. Exhibit B:

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Fuck all this fiddle faddle, making out, foot massage nonsense. Give me a 9 inch uncut to suck on all day and I'm happy.
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way to take this thread on the bullet train to weiner-ville.
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Dalen Wrote:
pumachik Wrote:
the lockness stockster Wrote:
Bee.OK Wrote:
Right now nothing is better than sex.

I really love making out though, if they are a good kisser you really can’t get a better feeling come over your body besides the release that sex gives you


Making out is boring. It's a necessary evil to get in da' pants. I'm under the impression that most ladies don't know how to kiss.


I call bullshit! Making out is NOT boring. You just haven't made out with the right person then.


agreed.


Well maybe it's not boring for you, but I'm just glad there's a TV near my bed. That way I can catch the news whilst.

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robotboy Wrote:
he's practically begging you to make whoopie with him on a bed of sweetly flavoured popcorn! the slut!


That made me chuckle. Hee Hee!

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Really there's only one thing that can even remotely qualify: sleep.

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I'd probably just drink myself to death. More so, I mean.


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Hey Peter. You've been pretty sweet since Easter break."

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Really there's only one thing that can even remotely qualify: sleep.
Exactly sleep has to be the numebr one reason people pass u psex

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pumachik Wrote:
the lockness stockster Wrote:
Bee.OK Wrote:
Right now nothing is better than sex.

I really love making out though, if they are a good kisser you really can’t get a better feeling come over your body besides the release that sex gives you


Making out is boring. It's a necessary evil to get in da' pants. I'm under the impression that most ladies don't know how to kiss.


I call bullshit! Making out is NOT boring. You just haven't made out with the right person then.


Another person in agreement on making out... yes, often it's a prelude to actual sex, but sometimes... when my husband kisses me in just the right place on my neck? (shivers)
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I found that most bad kissers= bad sex. If there's no passion or chemistry in the kiss, what makes the sex any better?

That's just my 2 cents as to another reason why I heart making out.

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Hand jobs.....less effort....

**only applies to the super lazy though....**
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better than sex depending on the day:
homemade macaroni & cheese
or
warm rice pudding.

that aside:
making out is thee best.
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I've never had Fiddle Faddle, but I've had Poppycock.

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I've never had Fiddle Faddle, but I've had Poppycock.

Meh.

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That's more like it.

(Any of you with a memory of Screaming Yellow Zonkers, Kaboom or Koogle, repair posthaste to The Imaginary World and overdose on your lost childhood.)
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I've never had Fiddle Faddle, but I've had Poppycock.


As they say, "incest is the best..."

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Hand jobs.....less effort....

**only applies to the super lazy though....**


For some reason, there are far too many easy chicks these days that act as if manual stimulation requires the same technique that one would use to root for carrots.

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Fuck all this fiddle faddle, making out, foot massage nonsense. Give me a 9 inch uncut to suck on all day and I'm happy.


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I assumed you'd want the beans rather than cole slaw.

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For some reason, there are far too many easy chicks these days that act as if manual stimulation requires the same technique that one would use to root for carrots.


And that's certainly not going to earn them the pigs-for-truffles move.
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I'm the foot fuckin masta. I got my technique down and everything.


Hmmm, I've never tried that. Seems like it would be kind of awkward, what with the holding of the feet together for an extended period of time and all.
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