what are you, nuts? you know she can read this with her mind!

heh. Golem. priceless.

i danced on a local television show in chicago called kiddie-a-go-go several times. it was american bandstand for the 6-12 year old set.

i rocked.

i have a birthmark on my neck that looks like a hickey.

and uh, i've had a migraine that's on it's 3rd day now. is that bad?

well that non-cryin' onion peeler ain't fucking human, i'll tell you that much.

Word. I walk in the house when someone's peeling an onion, and it's 3,2,1, TEARS. That ain't right.

oh yeah i break out like Michael Landon just ran over my dog then keeled over himself. That's why i get her to do my choppin' for me.

There are two true-crime novels about one of my relatives. Plus an episode of some 'rich folk behaving badly' show on court tv. But I guess that's not really about me.

I am so short that I am technically 'stunted' according to world bank human development indicators. It's just genetics, though--I was fed as a child.

I can wiggle my ears without the use fo my hands, but I only show a select few...

I recently went through this and it seemed it would never go away. On the 4th day I got drugs from my doctor, it died. I feel for you. If it's really bad you may want to do the same.

I used to stutter when I was a kid. I don't remember actually stuttering, but I do remember going to speech therapy at school.

When I started teaching, my hair started falling out in clumps. Then the doctor pointed out that the hair loss pattern was in the shape of my left hand.

It's now like a very evenly threadbare carpet, at least it doesn't look like my handprint when it grows out.

That's pretty boring, i know. sorry.

I am a beautiful and unique snowflake.

I can turn traffic lights green just by staring at them.

I've been to a country that no longer exists, East Germany, and I have been to North Korea.

I live in a country that never existed at all...
Myspecialplaceland

he said a gollem.

<-------- does things like this in public far too often. likes to accompany them (also too often) with a poor Ric Flair hoarse "Whooo!!"

hmm, we've done this before but I don't remember what I said. I'm not very interesting.

Went to the same highschool as two of the guys on the board (Yail and Loogar) without knowing it until meeting here.

Got a shout-out on Mark Geary's tour diary a week or so ago.

Can make a pig "oinking" noise without opening my mouth.

The founder of the seeing eye dog phenom is one of my distant relatives on my dad's side of the family.

Also my maiden name is not my family's real last name. We don't know what it is. My great great grandfather according to stories was about to be hung for a crime in England and was broken out of prison by accomplices then jumped ship to the US where he changed the family name at that time.

The only relative that supposedly knew the truth was my dad's great uncle whom I met when I was little, in the mid 70's he was in his late 80's and when he died took the family history to the grave.

It's now 4 Dana...

I can, too. It's called response to respiratory allergies.

damn, i got nothin'....

let's see...uhhh...my dad briefly dated lily tomlin in high school.

oh, i once saw ross from friends in a bar in LA. yeah....

And we have a winner!! Damn that's crazy.


And yes, Dana, Busty and I make it 4. I didn't know you were an alumn as well... crazy.

no, he said a golem. very, very big difference.



shouldn't you be in australia then?

I stand corrected... Christ, 5 MHS alum on this board. What are the fucking odds?

huh? What does Australia have to do with anything?