Had a craving for Domino's pizza yesterday, so I went in to grab some to go.

I go in and am approached by a dopey balding 22 year old....
I order a small pie with tomato and sausage.

he repeats the order back to me.....small pie with sausage....
i emphasize, and tomato.

he retorts, all of our pizza's are made with tomato sauce sir....

i nearly jumped over the counter and punched him in the throat.
i then proceed to show him on the menu how (diced) tomatos are a vegetable that can be added to your pie.

he grunts something to the effect, 'ok, if you want double tomatos on your pie, its your money'....

Lunch

You ever soak vienna sausages in lime juice and then add a little hot sauce?

Pretty good.

Hmmm. Will try.

Yeah I don't know about that barbecue sauce variety. It does look dangerous!

we use vienna sausages as dog treats on walks.

Now that's what I was looking for.

Vienna sausages have a lot of sodium. Probably not the best thing for your dog!

Plus carrying them around on dog walks sounds kind of messy and unwieldy.

This woman who works in my building looks like she's into those team aerobics competitions or amateur cuckolding videos, but I'm not sure which.

Just remembered that I saw this bumper sticker this morning:



Still trying to figure it out! Let me know if you can help shed some light on this. Thanks.

Computers are evil because they come from science which is just a big lie and against GOD.

Face(the)book=Bible

Obviously social networking dooms you to hell.

It's the "twitter with Hell" part that trips me up.

I keep trying to imagine what that would mean. How does one go about "twittering with" something or someplace?

maybe confusing twiddle with twitter. pretty clever . . . . . .

I'm with you Drinky thanks for the enlightenment SB, I was all:

"Ohhhhhh, clever sons of bitches." Does that mean social media is evil'cause them bitches been all over reg media since I've known what media was. Can't the devil just take them away already?

Put on a Bjorn Borg style workout outfit and jog in place when she gets in the elevator. If she doesn't ask you if you try CrossFit, show it to her with your left hand so she sees your wedding ring. Mystery Solved.

We give him very, very tiny slivers. Its more the smell than anything. It takes us like a week or so just to use 1 sausage.

Cockneys Versus Zombies trailer
wot, no Michael Caine?!

Shawn of the Dead got a sequel/reboot?

don't think so but it seems to be inspired by it

Fuck appropriate business attire.

I'm going into work in a tarboosh and wayfarers and I'm not taking them off.

If they feel that strongly about it they can fire me but this is how I relationship manager accounts now.

This is the face of a man named Frew??

Just saw the Dum Dum Girls last night, really great live band. Sound better i person than on record. I feel like I've kind of only casually noticed as they've built up a fairly deep catalog with a lot of good stuff. Also, I would marry any one of them tomorrow.

Check out some of these bills. And this was a TINY room!:

GBV and Elliot Smith?!
Stereolab and Tortoise?!

(I was at that Stereolab/Tortoise show, also at Wilco--their first Chicago show, and Archers of Loaf.)