lock - as someone who has about 100 ways to rationalize a woman's attention into something else, I can tell you that you are probably never going to get over your issues - you just need to find a slut who will throw herself at you.

Say "I like your coat or sweater" too. As though you're not sure which you like, or which is which.

You walked past her on your way to Chipolte...

As you are online, you see that she turned around, and obviously decided to have lunch there as well...

you exchange smiles and glances throughout lunch....


yeah, she wanted to meet ya..... someone should have stepped up....it was there...

<----would have played it off as well.

I read that Landers column, but as I recall she said to walk up to the lady in question, half-unwrapped burrito held at crotch level, and say "hey, babe, you just made my list of things to do."

Spencer, I think what you need to realize is that not everyone is able to approach a stranger and start a conversation. You are one of those people. You said it yourself when you mentioned that you tried to play it cool as she walked into the restaurant. It's all about instinct. Trying to be something you're not will only make you look foolish.

If you would like to take a chance at being immortalized in the pages of Penthouse Forum, you should have taken the opportunity to smear salsa on her chest. The cilantro would feel cool and refreshing on the nipples, and she would become instantly aroused. Then you would have what rparis was referring to.

But Cilantro also gives some people stomach aches...Last thing you want is her running to the bathroom every five minutes while you are trying to get her to eat your burritto.....(oh yes, i meant it like that!)

Maybe she's the infamous Tubgirl.

[EDIT: If you need an explanation, feel free to GIS "tubgirl", but don't come crying to me if your reputation is tarnished or psyche damaged. Definitely NSFW]

Kung Fu Reference=CMJ?

I don't think I have any issues though. I just need an in. A conversation stimulator. I'm not sker'd.

This is obviously the greatests thing that has ever been said.

I do have to point out that if you do approach someone as such in public and are, oh I don't know, blown off, it's not that bad and you won't have that 'what if?' feeling.

Whoa!!! Wait a minute here...! Spencer, aren't you dating someone already? Perhaps, I've misread something somewhere.

Is it me, or do the women on this board no shit about men?

i would so be there looking for her over the next few days.
i can never plan something to say ahead of time because like opa said, if i'm not myself i sound like a real idiot.
use your shyness/uncertainty to your advantage. play off your self conciousness. i'm sure you'll seem like (because you sound) nothing but charming.

flirting is fun.

i knew enough to jump ship when i could.

I'm sick of this crappy advice. This is what you need to do. Next time you see her, walk over to her nice and slow, lean over and put one hand on your hip and the other on the table, cock your eyebrow and say softly, "So, do you need some extra sour cream on your meat or what?" Gets em every time!! She'll eating guacamole out of your hands in no time.

i love sour cream.
it's the uncooked egg whites i can't keep down.

Well, he WAS gonna offer his burrito. And we all know that burrito is a metaphor for giant cock.

Yeah, but we've been dating for like 3 or 4 weeks. I always thought dating meant you can date other people at the same time. I don't want to put all my eggs in one basket and then have the basket hit by a Mack Truck. When there's a conversation about exclusivity and whether or not she wants it or I want it, then I'll stop looking around. I don't expect that for a couple of months.

and sour cream is a metaphor for semen. so it all makes perfect sense!

Personally, I cannot deny this.

If I knew, then I wouldn't be having issues with them!!!

We're going to have to start recruiting more ladies to the board. Chris is our best one.