One night I was hanging out with a friend and I was introduced to this guy (can't remember his name) all of my friends said he was a stuntman for action movies and I asked him just to make conversation "who is secretly gay?"

he said vin diesel

I have no idea if this is actually true as this guy was also said to be riding his brown horse at the time. No disrespect to horse riders, but I find them difficult to trust.

Isn't this just that Bill Brasky bit from SNL of five or six years ago?

I heard when Vin Diesal didn't win an Oscar last year he hit a baby hard in the face with a sausage dog.

Well he's certainly got the best gay porn name.

No, not Harrison Ford!