Christalmighty, OB, why haven't you moved yet? You make me feel good about my redneck neighbors 2 doors over. They're Bush League compared to your set. Coupla thoughts:

1. The fat kid likes your dog, comes by, etc? Not anymore. That's gotta be made crystal clear to him, without being an ass about it. "You and (neighbor kid) took my phone and my cash. That's THEFT. I can't trust you anymore." Etc. Add anger / guilt trip as you see fit.
2. If fat kid's parents are that scary, then yeah, I could see you paying them a visit going reeeally wrong, maybe. Maybe not. It's 50/50 as to whether they'd be angry with the kid, or whether they'd demand the kid share it with them.

Seriously, move. Now.

It's Judge Judy time. Let her treat them like the white trash that they are.

kids like that wind up lost down near dulac. . .

Strange as it may seem I like my neighborhood. Everybody is either very old or young couples with one huge exception. I also love my house. I think I need to work on making them move.

I wouldn't be surprised if Jonathon was from Dulac or his parents were.

Pay a kid from another neighborhood to give the thug a black eye and then call child services and say you saw the dad hit his kid. Problem solved.

Update..Jonathon said my neighbor's kid stole the money. Then he asked me if he could play with my dog. I said I don't think so.

Best post ever. Good call Newman.

More evidence I need to burn their effin house down. I found about 10 paintballs in my yard and on my drive way. I threw them back in their yard. This might get ugly.

give me my money back!


no! now let me play with your dog before I paint ball your ass

holy shit. I wish you knew how much this kid looks like that.

You should tell them God killed Dale Earnhardt.

oh, and for future reference, "can I play with your dog" is code for "can I steal your silverware and sniff your wife's panties?"

WOOF!!

Someone once laid a bear-trap in our yard because they didn't like our dog.

Nearly took my dad's hand off.

Hint-hint.

UPDATE!

The Dad SHOT their pet dog. Supposedly it bit a dog down the street (it was always in the streets and never inside or in their backyard). I don't know what to make of it. My dog Roxie used to play with Pork Chop all the time and he never showed signs of aggression. Even if true, couldn't he have just let the vet put him down. My wife called social services to report them. Nothing happened.

wtf? what is wrong with people?

my father in law's neighbor once got mad at his horse and shot it in the head.

Guess what? My dumbass redneck brother-in-law did the same thing to his dog too. I suppose it's the more macho way of handling putting a dog down, vs. actually spending money to do it humanely.

I don't know. The part that really sucks is that the mom inherited the house. But I did find out that authorities were "aware" of the situation. Whatever that means.

I should also add that Pork Chop broke his foot and was never brought to the vet. Said it taught the dog a lesson. Another neighbor was about to bring him before his untimely death.

oh my god... like a dog is going to learn from its "mistakes." And these people have bred.

Yes. they have spawned Satan.

taught the dog a lesson. whoa nelly.