NMR: Eeewww...You Nasty....

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

I always take the stairs! Every time I get in an elevator it breaks down.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

DiggityDawg Wrote:

Triple bingo...I used to work with a guy who NEVER washed up after unloading a king-sized moop. That's just beyond disgusting.

i don't wana know what a moop is (other than a misspelling), and I certainly don't wanna know how you know it's king-sized...

d · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:11 pm

konstantinl Wrote:

I'm not really freaked out by this sort of thing but the one thing that does make me think "dear god!" is the button for the lights on pedestrian crossings. I always get immediate feelings of regret having pressed one of them.

Can you just image the fingers that are touching those every day? At least people who work in an office will have a certain level of cleanliness....

True. What about stairwells in parking garages, where you can smell the urine and see the puke/feces on the landings? :shock:

jewels santana · **Joined:** Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:36 pm **Posts:** 10198

stress and diet have more to do with getting sick than washing your hands do.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:13 pm

jewels santana Wrote:

stress and diet have more to do with getting sick than washing your hands do.

damn Jewels, graphic designer, aspiring musician, AND microbiologist! Damn SHAWTY!!! How do you fit it all in?

TinyE · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:14 pm

That news article reminded me that in high school my science-fair project was to test the bacteria levels on many surfaces around the school. The toilets/seats were the cleanest. Doorknobs, desktops, the drinking fountain handle, and the cafeteria lunch tabletops were much, much more nasty...
Ugh, I hated the science fair. They made us do it.

jewels santana · **Joined:** Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:36 pm **Posts:** 10198

Yail Bloor Wrote:

jewels santana Wrote:

stress and diet have more to do with getting sick than washing your hands do.

damn Jewels, graphic designer, aspiring musician, AND microbiologist! Damn SHAWTY!!! How do you fit it all in?

i like to dabble.

i understand that keeping clean is good and benefitial to your health, but going over board with the sanitation is bad for your health. I need to find some articles to back me up (i didn't arive at this line of thinking all by myself)

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:30 pm

How many of you germos eat out regularly. I've seen some fucked up shit that happens regularly in the confines of a restaurant kitchen. AND YOU ATE IT YOU SICK FUCKS.

Dunwoody Dude · **Joined:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:20 am **Posts:** 2869

Elvis Fu Wrote:

How many of you germos eat out regularly. I've seen some fucked up shit that happens regularly in the confines of a restaurant kitchen. AND YOU ATE IT YOU SICK FUCKS.

Long story-short:I work with a guy who rubbed his dick on a steak, cooked it and then served it to his boss.

Steve

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

jewels santana Wrote:

I need to find some articles to back me up (i didn't arive at this line of thinking all by myself)

there's the whole section of Lies My Teacher told Me that claims basically that since the Europeans were so much filthier than the Native Americans that we unleashed plague after devastating plague just because our immune systems were more accustomed to stagnant water and proper hygene.

jewels santana · **Joined:** Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:36 pm **Posts:** 10198

DunwoodyDude Wrote:

Elvis Fu Wrote:

How many of you germos eat out regularly. I've seen some fucked up shit that happens regularly in the confines of a restaurant kitchen. AND YOU ATE IT YOU SICK FUCKS.

Long story-short:I work with a guy who rubbed his dick on a steak, cooked it and then served it to his boss.

Steve

would have been cooler if he did it post cooking.
pre cooking, who cares?

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:47 pm

DunwoodyDude Wrote:

Long story-short:I work with a guy who rubbed his dick on a steak, cooked it and then served it to his boss.

Response #1: The smart version of that would entail rubbing one's dick on the steak after it's cooked.

Response #2: That's a lot of abuse to inflict on your own dick for a cheap joke.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

i don't care about germs all that much really but I still do wash my hands - at home, well, maybe not every time

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:15 pm

I ate a chocolate-covered espresso bean today that I found under my bed, and that had probably been laying there since February.

The Obgoblin · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:22 pm

OPA! Wrote:

konstantinl Wrote:

I'm not really freaked out by this sort of thing but the one thing that does make me think "dear god!" is the button for the lights on pedestrian crossings. I always get immediate feelings of regret having pressed one of them.

Can you just image the fingers that are touching those every day? At least people who work in an office will have a certain level of cleanliness....

How about elevator buttons?

What about money ??? Who knows where some of that shit has been.....

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:23 pm

DunwoodyDude Wrote:

My wife, without the benefit of ever stepping in to a men's room, has informed me that it would be impossible for guys to top the nasty stuff that goes on in ladies rooms.

Steve

Yes. A lonnnnnng time ago, I cleaned restrooms for a dept. store, and the women's RRs were usually awful. Just awful. 2x as bad as the men's.

fp

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:27 pm

The Obgoblin Wrote:

What about money ??? Who knows where some of that shit has been.....

Here's where some of it's been. :wink:

http://www.wheresgeorge.com/

fp

Diggity Dawg · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:20 pm

Cotton Wrote:

DiggityDawg Wrote:

Triple bingo...I used to work with a guy who NEVER washed up after unloading a king-sized moop. That's just beyond disgusting.

i don't wana know what a moop is (other than a misspelling), and I certainly don't wanna know how you know it's king-sized...

1. No misspelling..."moop" = turd.
2. You could tell from the Gawdawful struggling noises coming from the stall. Christ, eat a carrot every once in awhile whydontcha.

Oh, wait...you said you DIDN'T wanna know. Sorry about that.

Dunwoody Dude · **Joined:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:20 am **Posts:** 2869

Actually, it's the ones that slide out the easiest that are usually the largest.

Bon Appetit.

puma · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:46 pm

dude. you guys should've seen this e-mail that was circulated about the men's restroom here at my work. un-fuckin-believable how nasty people can be.

shiv · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:49 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Which is why I use the paper towel from drying my hands to open the door to the bathroom on my way out.

Seconded or thirded or whatever.

Elvis Fu Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

and the whole not washing your hands in the bathroom is the one of the most disgusting things one can do.

So do you wash one off before you cram it in your yap?

Best laugh I've had all day.

I usually wash my hands a few times at work each day, after I've shat and just generally when they feel unclean. There's a dude who makes the same joke everytime he sees me washing my hands at work. "Scrubbing up for surgery?"
"Yeah maybe I'll perform some liposuction on your fucking lard ass."

two guns holla · **Posted:** Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:38 am

shiv Wrote:

"Yeah maybe I'll perform some liposuction on your fucking lard ass."

*Makes a note in case this phrase may ever apply in his own life.*

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