My favorite doomsday scenarios are depicted below...

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[img][632:631]http://www.vangelismovements.com/EndOfTheWorldPB.jpg[/img]

is that jeff tweedy on the left?

Deb: Okay, turn you head on more of a slant... Now, make a fist. Slowly ease it up underneath your chin.
[All three slowly ease up fists under their chins]
Deb: This is looking really good.
Kip: You can say that again.
Deb: Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses.
[Uncle Rico pictures it and give a gleaming look at the camera]
Deb: [takes the picture] That was one that I think is gonna come out really nice.
Uncle Rico: Ah, how you did it... wow... well I felt really relaxed. Thanks Deb.
[Uncle Rico puts his fist down, then swats a fly]
Uncle Rico: You're up Kip.
Kip: Is there some kind of vest that I can wear?

last night I had the most totally fucked-up apocalypse dream EVER. Seriously, if I was religious I'd already be on some mountaintop waiting for the fucking rapture. i woke up this morning and the sky was like completely blacked out. yikes.

thankfully, i'm a heathen so i came to work.

no props for the oil crash? c'mon. hello? mad max? that would would rule even if only so i could see that guy's fingers get chopped off by the razon blade boomerang in person.

Robots can't be zombies.

I go for the Lexx scenario -- science advances and advances, and we have a long reign of prosperity and luxury. Then, scientists accidentally destroy us all by re-creating a...I forget if it was a black hole or a neutron star, but something like that.

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i couldn't find a shot of the sliced fingers. this is always funnier anyway. that and the gay mohawk dude.

If movies have taught me anything, it's that the post apocalyptic world will be awesome. Presuming I survive of course.

Im gonna stock up on my one armed leather jackets now just in case.