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Actress Joyce DeWitt arrested on suspicion of DUI

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Witnesses said DeWitt pulled up in a black sports car, parked, and staggered toward a police officer standing in uniform next to his motorcycle.

She slurred, "Where the hell is East Oak Street?" a witness said.

An officer asked how much she had to drink and she said, "Just one." She then reached into her car, pulled out a plastic container and began drinking from it.



Can't blame her. Do you have any idea how long it takes for a cab to make it to The Regal Beagle???

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Man, the Nationals sure know how to suck it up. That whole team is FAIL.
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Joe, is this your picture? http://failblog.org/2009/07/09/child-care-fail-2/


No. Failblog made me mad yesterday. This is mine:

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I submitted it ages ago and it never made it on the blog. I guess mine was a little to molo for Failblog. I guess child abuse is only funny if it's physical, not vaguely sexual. haha
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it's a 9-3, anyone can afford one of those.

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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]

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It does sound really stupid, but I guess there's kind of a general lack of lung donors.
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The woman who cuts my hair told me about that, so I can confirm the auto in question has been in Milwaukee. It's not mine, though.

I'm surprised it's a Saab, though. Allison told me it was a VW Beetle.
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Joe, is this your picture? http://failblog.org/2009/07/09/child-care-fail-2/


No. Failblog made me mad yesterday. This is mine:

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I submitted it ages ago and it never made it on the blog. I guess mine was a little to molo for Failblog. I guess child abuse is only funny if it's physical, not vaguely sexual. haha


holy shit :lol:
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It does sound really stupid, but I guess there's kind of a general lack of dead people.

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was just reading a thread on another board titled "unfortunate bartolo colon headlines".

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[urlhttp://failblog.org/2009/10/23/friday-rewind-gun-safety-fail/?from=twlol]idiot-with-gun fails are always the best.[/url]

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idiot-with-gun fails are always the best.


damn, that was a good one.

"I'm the only one in the room professional enough to handle this glock- BOOM... I'm a'ight I'm a'ight"

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Cropsy Wrote:
idiot-with-gun fails are always the best.


damn, that was a good one.

"I'm the only one in the room professional enough to handle this glock- BOOM... I'm a'ight I'm a'ight"


I LOVE that video. Nothing else on the planet is as good at demonstrating how truly dangerous handguns are. I think that guy was a federal agent.

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