The most RANDOMEST of AUGUST threads.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:22 pm

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Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:16 pm

I am alive. A little bleary, a little worse for wear and tear, and on some serious fucking painkillers.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:16 pm

How's that butthole?

Sketch · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:22 pm

Senator G. Gordon LooGAR Wrote:

As everyone I know boards planes for the DNCC, I get to get my garbladder Gagorted.

Somehow, I think I get the best out of all of this.

Agreed, but it's a shame we won't be able to meet up this time.

billy g · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm **Posts:** 9020

Senator G. Gordon LooGAR Wrote:

I am alive. A little bleary, a little worse for wear and tear, and on some serious fucking painkillers.

Glad to hear your body is accepting the bear garbladder.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:26 pm

Sketch Wrote:

Senator G. Gordon LooGAR Wrote:

As everyone I know boards planes for the DNCC, I get to get my garbladder Gagorted.

Somehow, I think I get the best out of all of this.

Agreed, but it's a shame we won't be able to meet up this time.

To tell the truth, a meet up would be better than most convention related activities.
We'll make it happen one of these years, Sketch.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:58 pm

C.C.'s movin' on up...

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

someone should make a bad idea thread. drinking on a two day empty stomach and then writing emotional emails is a bad idea. someone should also make a cell phone that shuts down when it senses that the operator of said phone is halfway to wasted.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:24 am

Damn, attending wakes and funerals never becomes easier through time. How sad that I can't drink.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Aaron Rodgers Mustache Wrote:

C.C.'s movin' on up...

was hoping for sabathia news. not deville.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:36 am

red Wrote:

Aaron Rodgers Mustache Wrote:

C.C.'s movin' on up...

was hoping for sabathia news. not deville.

Oh, likewise... The Crew needs to chuck Sheets & Gagne -- don't need 'em, don't want 'em -- use that amount of money they committed to those two mercurial talents to sign Carsten Charles.

But that said, in lieu of Sabaconpants news, C.C. de Ville is a very nice substitute.

Also, when will they start playing "Unskinny Bop" over the PA when CCS starts? Would rock... totally rock.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:37 am

More YouTubal greatness:

GLEN CAMPBELL!

d · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:51 am

red Wrote:

someone should make a bad idea thread. drinking on a two day empty stomach and then writing emotional emails is a bad idea. someone should also make a cell phone that shuts down when it senses that the operator of said phone is halfway to wasted.

I'm not sure what's going on with you, girl, but I send my best. Peace.

Damen · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:59 am

So I causually ask my friend when he's leaving for Burning Man and he answers, "SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY", which of course sparks a conversation about Monster Truck Rally Commercials and when exactly did they stop using the "SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!" method of advertising or is it still alive in Red States? So I get inspired and start searching Youtube for Monster Truck Rally commercials. 20 minutes later I've determined THIS FAKE ONE is the pick of the litter.

mutty · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:57 am

cybin Wrote:

I always forget about this thread. I spent all of last week playing golf in NW Michigan with a couple buddies. We played 162 holes in 7 days and were flanked by trees on every one. Had a sweet-ass 3 BR condo right at one of the courses actually overlooking the driving range. And now I can't wait till next August to do it again.

Where'd ya go? I'm assuming NW Michigan means northern LOWER Michigan, and you didn't make it all the way up to my neck of the woods...

saint · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:28 pm **Posts:** 4271

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvCU01gjdMY

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

emo board

billy g · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm **Posts:** 9020

The mailman made a very tentozian delivery today:

New Johnny Dowd
Taj Mahal - Giant Step/De Ole Folks at Home
Richard Thompson - Daring Adventures
Hoyt Axton - Southbound/Fearless

Infused Vodka drinking is about to commence. I need some straight booze in my hands before having to watch Pavano take the mound for the Yankees.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Wow, who knew that eight hours with my mom wouldn't cause a headache or fight? amazing. I must be all growed up.

tentoze · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:03 pm

billy g Wrote:

The mailman made a very tentozian delivery today:

New Johnny Dowd
Taj Mahal - Giant Step/De Ole Folks at Home
Richard Thompson - Daring Adventures
Hoyt Axton - Southbound/Fearless

Infused Vodka drinking is about to commence. I need some straight booze in my hands before having to watch Pavano take the mound for the Yankees.

So, the clown costume must have been back-ordered still?

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:17 pm

I took a lot of pisses
in the woods this weekend
and all I got
was this lousy rash

[img][650:488]http://www.catswilleatyou.com/expanse/uploads/1219626701_maybeitsarash.jpg[/img]

well
i think
its a rash?

the anti itch cream
seems to
have it under control

shewilleatyou is doing the mapping/outlining of the itchy continents

eitherway
no sexy time for this guy

toots · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:26 pm

i hope that's not your dick

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:40 pm

toots and the midols Wrote:

i hope that's not your dick

i hope this is not going to spread to my dick.

toots · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:46 pm

looks like chigger bites

you have eggs inside your body

shiv · **Posted:** Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:10 am

i have never seen so many bad tattoos in one place than i did at six flags today.

i mean i thought the awful spider-man tattoo on some guy's bicep was bad but then i saw a dude with a route sign tramp stamp

and inside it said "property of stephanie".

i'm never going there on a weekend during the summer again though. the lines for rides were fucking ridiculous.

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