Bottling Time
I guessed exactly the right number of bottles, somehow. [Clark Griswold]"Fifty yards... heh"[/CG] Went for all the swing tops I had, then a growler, then made up the balance with some 12's and 22's. Literally had about 6 ounces left after the last bottle. Perfect.

Sanitaization is a big deal. I hear about it all day long at work with problems in the manufacturing suites... then I come home and all I can think of are how many gram-positive cocci are raining off of me into the beer.

Boiled up 3/4 cup of organic raw sugar / water, cooled it, poured it into the bottling bucket, then siphoned the beer out of the secondary fermentor, keeping the cane up near the top but not in the "hop belt." ...trying to pull the clearest beer I can. And it really, really did clear out well. There's stilll some cloudiness to it but NOTHING like when it was in the primary the first week. I never used to do that... I was dumb.

All the whole-leaf Amarillo started off at the top, and over the course of 9 days some of it drifted down. Every time I'd move the bucket a little, more would drift down. That shit smelled heavenly, too. I instantly wished I'd used more of everything... the guy at the store looked at me like I was a little nuts when I got this many hops. What if I'd gotten 2x that many...

Final color / clarity. Got a nice ruddy color to it. So this is what I had leftover after the last bottle. And I was all "oh cool I'll go sip it on the couch before I clean everything up" and went over by the wife on the couch. Took a sip, grimaced, and instantly thought I had fucked everything up. "What's wrong" she says. "It's WAY too sweet. Oh fuck. I think I'm going to have to dump it all, unless it improves a LOT in the bottles. It's good but it's so goddamn SWEET." She took a tiny sip and her face melted. "Yeah that's... that's uh..." You don't have to say it.
...and then I remembered that I'd just poured 3/4 cup of fucking sugar into it to carbonate the bottles. Ie, about a pack of sugar per bottle. SO relieved. Holy fuck am I stupid. So it will sit in these for 3 or 4 weeks I guess, and then I'll delve in.

Shiv - C'mon over whenever and swap me out some empties for fulls.
Todd - You find Spotted Cow hoppy? Interesting, I would never have thought of it as a hoppy beer. I just drank the last 2 Lake Louie Warped Speed Scotch Ales I brought back last time this weekend.