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Lrr · **Posted:** Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:01 pm

Diesel Wrote:

Senator G. Gordon LooGAR Wrote:

Are y'all 17? I had my wisdom teefs out when I was a junior in HS.

what you're referring to is prophylaxis. cats is suffering the consequences of either poor dentistry, inadequate follow-up dental care or stubborness to get the surgery beforehand. all in all, pretty common in the general population.

Yeah, I got all my teeth late, then they weren't a problem and I sat on the issue for maybe 5 years until I had better insurance.

shiv · **Posted:** Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:26 pm

Lrr Wrote:

As for Alston, what's the deal? Is this squirtgun thing annual or spontaneous or what? I like that it's in front of a liquor store.

this was the first one, i'm not sure if it's going to be annual or just a one-off thing. i think the guys who organized it just wanted to do goofy stuff around allston kinda like those flash mob things. there were some cool fliers for it.

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Lrr · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:31 am

Bumper sticker I followed this morning:

No man under 18 years of age shall penetrate Matt's ass.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:33 am

Diesel Wrote:

Senator G. Gordon LooGAR Wrote:

Are y'all 17? I had my wisdom teefs out when I was a junior in HS.

what you're referring to is prophylaxis. cats is suffering the consequences of either poor dentistry, inadequate follow-up dental care or stubborness to get the surgery beforehand. all in all, pretty common in the general population.

Yeah, after wearing braces for 3 and a half years, I wans't going back to looking like DJ Yuckmouth.

Also, no anesthesia for me, just gas and novacaine and lots of percs.

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:44 am

Lrr Wrote:

Bumper sticker I followed this morning:

No man under 18 years of age shall penetrate Matt's ass.

HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCK!?

PopTodd · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:47 am

I was putting together an PopTodd tenner, with music from when I first started recording back in 1991, up through Hop On Pop.
Then it dawned on me that nobody would give a shit; it was just an excecise in ego.
:shrug:

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:19 am

PopTodd Wrote:

I was putting together an PopTodd tenner, with music from when I first started recording back in 1991, up through Hop On Pop.
Then it dawned on me that nobody would give a shit; it was just an excecise in ego.
:shrug:

Look at passive-aggressive Todd over here, hiding his Eeyore schtick in the random thread,

Man up. Some of us might at least listen to it to get an idea of what makes you tick, mang.

PopTodd · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:34 am

Senator G. Gordon LooGAR Wrote:

PopTodd Wrote:

I was putting together an PopTodd tenner, with music from when I first started recording back in 1991, up through Hop On Pop.
Then it dawned on me that nobody would give a shit; it was just an excecise in ego.
:shrug:

Look at passive-aggressive Todd over here, hiding his Eeyore schtick in the random thread,

Man up. Some of us might at least listen to it to get an idea of what makes you tick, mang.

Eeyore, indeed.
Okay.
Yeah, that was pretty passive-aggressive of me. Hell, I annoy myself when I do crap like that. Sorry about that. Just didn't think about it in those terms.

I'l reassemble the tenner and up it today.

Lrr · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:45 am

catswilleatyou Wrote:

Lrr Wrote:

Bumper sticker I followed this morning:

No man under 18 years of age shall penetrate Matt's ass.

HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCK!?

You think he meant you? I should've noted the plate number for further research.

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:53 am

Lrr Wrote:

catswilleatyou Wrote:

Lrr Wrote:

Bumper sticker I followed this morning:

No man under 18 years of age shall penetrate Matt's ass.

HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCK!?

You think he meant you? I should've noted the plate number for further research.

Naw... you know my rules is more lenient than that

Lrr · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:18 pm

Your taste in alterboys is well documented.

Hegel · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:32 pm

The lack of elevator etiquette really chaps my ass:

1. Don't talk to me. If you're standing there contemplating what to say to pass the 15 seconds, just stop and shut the fuck up.

2. When I arrive at my floor destination, please do not crowd the god damn doorway with your morbidly obese bodies and make me squeeze my way through your sweat and fat. Please, just step to either the left or the right and let me the fuck through.

Thank you.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:01 pm

Lrr Wrote:

Your taste in alterboys is well documented.

goddam irresistable little bastards

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:09 pm

Hegel Wrote:

The lack of elevator etiquette really chaps my ass:

1. Don't talk to me. If you're standing there contemplating what to say to pass the 15 seconds, just stop and shut the fuck up.

2. When I arrive at my floor destination, please do not crowd the god damn doorway with your morbidly obese bodies and make me squeeze my way through your sweat and fat. Please, just step to either the left or the right and let me the fuck through.

Thank you.

Damn, did someone piss on your corn flakes this morning?

discostu · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:11 pm

No, Joe just hates fat people.

Hegel · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:23 pm

It's uncanny how often it happens.
It really bothers me.
If I didn't know better, I'd say it was a conspiracy.

I don't like close proximity to people--i have a large personal space bubble. I also don't like useless chit chat with complete strangers. I also don't like it when you're getting out of an elevator or even walking down the street and people coming the opposite direction don't do what they should and adjust at least as much as I am in order to avoid bumping. It's rude. It is a...dun dun dunnnn.....PET PEEVE!

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:27 pm

Hegel Wrote:

The lack of elevator etiquette really chaps my ass:

1. Don't talk to me. If you're standing there contemplating what to say to pass the 15 seconds, just stop and shut the fuck up.

2. When I arrive at my floor destination, please do not crowd the god damn doorway with your morbidly obese bodies and make me squeeze my way through your sweat and fat. Please, just step to either the left or the right and let me the fuck through.

Thank you.

When they turn to talk to you, just stare directly and intently at their genitals. Don't look away. They'll shut up AND move over.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:43 pm

discostu Wrote:

No, Joe just hates fat people.

Isn't Joe kind of, ahem, fat? Not of Blandian or LooGARTIAN proportions, but still...

& if so, dude needs to chill.

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:50 pm

i dunno about you guys but im getting a lot done today

if im ever famous for doing anything on the internet
hopefully it'll be this badboy

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shiv · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:57 pm

Quote:

Stuart Scott's Left Eye Moves To Fox

August 28, 2008 | | Onion Sports

BRISTOL, CT—In a move that came as little surprise to members of the sports media, ESPN anchor Stuart Scott announced Wednesday that his left eye had signed a lucrative eight-year, $70 million deal with Fox Sports and would report to work within the next month. "Though we did our best to hide it, usually by using thicker than normal glasses, I think people could easily tell that my left eye and I had been going in different personal and professional directions for some time," Scott said during a press conference at which the eye was present, but elected to remain silent throughout, staring off to one side as Scott spoke. "I wish it all the best in its future endeavors." Fox Sports President Ed Goren said he has big plans for the eye, adding that its off-putting and distracting SportsCenter host has been holding it back for far too long.

fickerson · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:25 pm

I think I saw Haq (or a serious Haq look a like) on the train today. He was not punching anyone.

Also, I am drunk.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:20 pm

Chicks Dig Guys With Bigger Packages

Title of most recent spam mail. I LOL'd.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

80 hours of 80's videos on VH1 classic is providing some comedy. they are in the F's right now - Fishbone, Fleetwood Mac, Flesh for Lulu, The Fixx, Fogerty.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:31 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

80 hours of 80's videos on VH1 classic is providing some comedy. they are in the F's right now - Fishbone, Fleetwood Mac, Flesh for Lulu, The Fixx, Fogerty.

Hells yes it is. I (forcibly) forgot how much makeup Lindsey Buckingham used to wear.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

80 hours of 80's videos on VH1 classic is providing some comedy. they are in the F's right now - Fishbone, Fleetwood Mac, Flesh for Lulu, The Fixx, Fogerty.

Hells yes it is. I (forcibly) forgot how much makeup Lindsey Buckingham used to wear.

yeah its awesome. i told my wife i was going to start going with the collarless shirt, suit, and tons of mascara look.

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