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timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:17 pm

It's like we have to go to school twice.

shiv · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:41 pm

Senator Lou Garra Wrote:

shiv Wrote:

Man he's back one day and you start using that reference again.

I didn't know he was "gone" or "back" but I think that was in like 4 threads...

and you say you pay attention around here.

FT · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:18 pm

FT Wrote:

Drinky Wrote:

Let's talk about weather again.

The high today here in Dallas was 105, and felt even hotter. I think that's the hottest I've ever felt being outside before - or at least that I can remember. The LOW last night was 83, one degree "cooler" than the all-time record hottest low in Dallas history...on any date.

Hit 107 today - new record high. "COLD FRONT" coming through tomorrow night, supposedly dropping high temps into the mid/low 90s.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:26 am

OHG, WEEB CANK UNGERSTANBG

DEA seeks Ebonics experts to help with cases

nobody · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:41 am

PopTodd · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:44 am

nobody Wrote:

Elicited an audible chuckle. Nice.
Thanks.

toots · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:46 am

ha...reposting in my social network

PopTodd · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:54 am

Salvador Dalí on "What's My Line?"

Thank you, Roger Ebert! (This link came from a Tweet that he made today.)

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

nobody Wrote:

where's my beret?

Hegel · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:20 pm

I love how after I start dating someone for a couple months the bangin' 20 year old chick in my office decides now is the time to send me dirty pics and emails and talk about how bad she wants to fuck me.

FML

discostu · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:22 pm

Hegel Wrote:

I love how after I start dating someone for a couple months the bangin' 20 year old chick in my office decides now is the time to send me dirty pics and emails and talk about how bad she wants to fuck me.

FML

No, Fthebangin'20yearoldchickinyouroffice.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:24 pm

Hegel Wrote:

I love how after I start dating someone for a couple months the bangin' 20 year old chick in my office decides now is the time to send me dirty pics and emails and talk about how bad she wants to fuck me.

FML

What are you waiting for?

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:39 pm

FML?

I think you meant FTW!

robotboy · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:43 pm

Hegel Wrote:

I love how after I start dating someone for a couple months the bangin' 20 year old chick in my office decides now is the time to send me dirty pics and emails and talk about how bad she wants to fuck me.

FML

FML? what are you talking about? you have been given a gift by the gods and you dont even realize it. "dating someone" ≠ married. go get it wet

toots · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:48 pm

show her the ol' hegel kegel

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:52 pm

bonus points to ryan for the not equal sign

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

Hegel Wrote:

I love how after I start dating someone for a couple months the bangin' 20 year old chick in my office decides now is the time to send me dirty pics and emails and talk about how bad she wants to fuck me.

FML

this would only be FML if you immediately sent her back some cock pics and then 5 minutes later she called you to apologize for sending you those pictures as she sent you the email by mistake.

nobody · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:17 pm

ayah Wrote:

where's my beret?

I'm thinking something like this would do nicely for you...

Just remember, no "Poofy."

nobody · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:18 pm

Hegel, you know all those old guys who look back at things they wish they would have done? Yeah, this is one of those things.

Hegel · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:31 pm

toots Wrote:

show her the ol' hegel kegel

hahaha. This made me laugh loudly in my office.

Thanks for all your input, Obner.

Hegel · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:43 pm

This seems appropriate:

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:56 pm

timmyjoe42 Wrote:

FML?

I think you meant FTW!

I like what you did here.

Promethium · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:20 pm

I figured Rodney will find this funny.

CORVALLIS, Ore. (AP)
A redshirt Oregon State University football player has been dismissed from the team after police say they found him naked and intoxicated in a stranger's home and had to use stun guns to take him into custody.

Corvallis police say they received the call about a naked intruder early Sunday.

Lt. Tim Brewer says responding officers ordered 19-year-old Tyler Patrick Thomas of Kalispell, Mont., to get on the ground.

He says Thomas refused and instead dropped into a three-point stance like a football player and lunged at the officers. At that point, Brewer says, two officers fired their stun guns.

Brewer says Thomas ''absolutely was intoxicated.'' Thomas was arrested on suspicion of criminal trespass, criminal mischief and resisting arrest.

A home phone listing for Thomas couldn't be found.

OSU athletics spokesman Steve Fenk says the redshirt freshman offensive lineman was dismissed from the team Monday.

discostu · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:39 pm

nobody Wrote:

Hegel, you know all those old guys who look back at things they wish they would have done? Yeah, this is one of those things.

I was having this remorseful feeling while typing my initial post on the subject.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

I just bought a hat for the first time since high school. Operation: Look like I'm 14 is in effect.

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