I didn't say they weren't stupid, I just think its funny so many people have so much trouble discerning who's who, cos they can't keep upwith avatars or locations or post counts. Sorry, I observe things, and have a pretty good memory...so dumb people annoy me.

Resisting the urge to make a smarmy democrat comment.

Feel free, I deal with dumb fucks in both parties daily.

its the people who can't seem to bother to pay attention that really bug me, moreso than anyone with an ideology.

yeah and people don't change those things either.

yeah, that's right. People are dumb cause they can't keep up with who is who on here these days.

And bully for you that you have a good memory for this stuff. Most of us have lives that take precedence over remembering who changed their name again this week.

another comment on not knowing who people are: I have my avatars turned off for work purposes, so those don't help me at all when discerning who's changed names.

What's Joey Crack mean?

I never nominated the same person twice, but it was hard.

joey crack = fat joe

Joey Crack is Fat Joe (a rapper) alias.

And sorry if I called anyone dumb, just because they can't keep up. Maybe slow, or riding the short bus, or in need of a reading comprehension refresher would be in order.

And I can guarantee I get more done before noon than many around here do in a week.

Like today: raised $50K, got out a 750 person invite, and sent about 65 faxes to people and posted probably 15 times, all while holding 2-3 IM convos, and taking notes on phone calls.

Should I send you a cookie then?

ditto. i also don't really pay attention to post counts, locations or other info on the left: just the name. i only check in a couple times a day so i can't keep up. i have a permanent seat on the short bus.

Now now Dave, you shouldn't assume you're smarter than most people on this board when your only competition is, was, and always will be those ass clowns you call a posse down in Atlanta.

good for you, pants mcgee.

thus, the broom handle hath been thrust unto the spokes

What kind? cos I love Oatmeal Raisin.

And Katie, thanks for illustrating my point: paying a little more attention would alleviate some of your problems.

Attention to Detail is KEY people.

And OPA! I have NEVER referred to ANYONE I may or may not be associated with as a posse, but yeah, compared to those dudes I'm Steven Jay Gould

I'm uncomfortable with Opa being in such close proximity with ass clowns and thrusting broom handles. Something just ain't right.

i can keep track of the people that matter.

you're very welcome!

i'll keep a close watch on those post counts!

Alright, I dug deep and came up with answers for as many as I could think of. I think I only left one or two empty.

ok, enough of the nicey-nice OPA awards. i nominate dave to begin the LooGAR awards with all kinds of mean categories. much more fun.

ayah is ayah.
yesterday, today and tomorrow.

But lay off DayStar. I am sure that she can handle some jocularity (neologism, there?), but don't call her a 'tard or illiterate. That's too far. Got it?

i couldn't choose a favorite for 'most likely to make me spit my drink out.' (or whatever it was.) ...at least not someone i hadn't already used.

so, i picked someone. i couldn't remember if he was the right one or not. but i was pretty sure.


but i'm glad i picked him. because later he really did make me almost lost some water through my nose tonight.

Man, that would be awesome. All the categories would have to be named after rap songs, like the "Wonda Why They Call U Bitch" Award.

Not at all. LooGar's Monty almost-nomination is a great example. It's allowed to be a guess.

I interpreted the 'call in public' one as 'best name to say out loud' or 'silliest sounding name'... That has nothing to do with knowing them in person.