Does it help to alter the tone? Maybe that'll speed up things.

You make fun of ME, you little PISSANT, I'll chop...out.. your...LIVER

Al Orzabal says get them blurbs

("The bulge in my big, big, big, big WHAT, you little shit?")

PM sent. Obner gave me the old "you have been banned from this forum" when I tried to send it last nite.

It's art, I tell you. ART!! not

Jail is not an adjective.

Says you.

Sent.


Was too hungover yesterday to operate a keyboard. Took a bath for an hour, sans-lights.

Spoken like someone who has never met Chitwood. (which is fair).

I believe there is a consensus amongst those who are "in the know" (E.G.).

this from a guy who has a webpage to explain his imaginary name.

PM SENT

GAAAAAAHH!!

YO DADDY!!

Not counting Chuck's recent submission, how many blurbs have we not yet collected?

This from a guy who criticizes others' use of the English language.

Not use, genius...COMPREHENSION.

Sorry if you can't understand what I type, but at least its not always filed by tiny lettering.

Comprehension and use go hand-in-hand. By using non-standard colloquialisms, you are perpetuating bad habits, and making people practise trying to comprehend non-English structures and grammar. In my mind, that seems counter-productive to your spoken goal, possibly even hypocritical. Perhaps people would comprehend better if they weren't constantly "challenged" (and by challenged, I do mean to imply the reference to "literacy-challenged").

And nice try, attempting to change the subject again.

And, nice work of practise, King Peter.

I guess you have a problem with writers affecting their own style as well? for instance you probably think that the use of second person throughout 'Bright Lights, Big City" is challenging. Or Tom Wolfe's use of punctuation and onomonotopaeia to attempt to descrice the effects of LSD in "The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test" to be offensive to your sensibilities.

And though, you dear genius, have obviously elicited some clue as to what JAIL used as an adjective means, you feel the need to say that you can't understand it. I think that someone who loves expirimental music so much might like writers who come up with their own style.

So my conclusion, based on egotism and armchair psychology is that you are either 1) jealous 2) mounting a man crush or 3)both..either way, go back to posting about Tangerine Dream and killfile me if you don't want to try and decipher my rantings.

No, dude, it's not like I hate it enough to never want to read it. I'm just calling you out on it.

And no, it's neither jealousy nor a "man crush" -- those aren't the only two choices. If anything, it's more akin to "trash-talking" -- something with which I suspect you are familiar. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings, if I did.

And no, I haven't yet figured out what jail-as-an-adjective means. Nor your use of rape. So perhaps there is a bit of frustration involved, which I'm expressing. I do appreciate writers affecting their own style, but perhaps your style combined with the terse "shorthand" style of written conversation on web forums is too much for my tiny little mind. A problem of too many variables than equations, perhaps.

And I do love me some Tangerine Dream. How in L did you remember that?

Did you mean, "experimental"?

Cos I love em too

I really liked it the other day when you said "lollered", Dusty. (rescued)

i'm pretty sure this is my fault, but I totally forgot about this and was nowhere near a computer yesterday but it's in now. and if the avg. word cound of these is 121 words I'm gonna have to do some editing.

i submitted mine in picture form.

i should have written mine in haiku form now that i think about it