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whatever happened to the old-fashioned proctice of grabbing a guy's face and jamming it 3 inches from your ass before letting one go?


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could you feel the bass in the fart as he let it rip?
Did it echo?


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tit

I was gonna post a shot of my other boob as "tat"


Preeeeeeeeeety.

I don't have a picture of my nipple to share.

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red Wrote:
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tit

I was gonna post a shot of my other boob as "tat"


Preeeeeeeeeety.

I don't have a picture of my nipple to share.


I'll lend you my camera.

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FYI, they generally look better when you show the pair.


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Cotton, show me your tits.

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Cotton, show me your tits.


I should've known when Timmy invited me to his motel room.


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I can push 'em together, but it's not gonna get the resultsw you're looking for...


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the redworm Wrote:
I can push 'em together, but it's not gonna get the resultsw you're looking for...


i just had images of t*ttyf*cking. i think it's time for me to say goodnight.

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I can push 'em together, but it's not gonna get the resultsw you're looking for...


i just had images of t*ttyf*cking. i think it's time for me to say goodnight.


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I must admit, this thread has made me feel so much better about that fart. :)


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What you should've done is just followed the guy to his cubicle/office and just let one rip right there.

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red Wrote:
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I can push 'em together, but it's not gonna get the resultsw you're looking for...


i just had images of t*ttyf*cking. i think it's time for me to say goodnight.



yeah i don't think I'd get those results either. I'm flat as a board.
should just wrote "as long as you don't pee on me we're cool"


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What you should've done is just followed the guy to his cubicle/office and just let one rip right there.


"cube him in"


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Did he smell his fingers afterward?

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Do you wax your chest, or are you just blonde and/or one of those non-hairy folks?

Don't mean to pry, but you did just post your nipple.


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I was just in the restroom here at work and as I'm doing my thing at the urinal, a co-worker of mine walked in and proceeded to use the urinal right next to me. And as he's doing his thing, he lets one rip. You know, not for nothing, but how could you do that with me standing right there? You could at least have the decency to wait til I'm out of the room. I'm amazed at how some people are so socially oblivious. I don't feel like I should have to smell what you ate today. Ugh.


So this just happened to me today at work. It was excatly the guy I expected would do it--an ex-navy jackass who also never washes his hands after he shits or pisses and is the resident "lecherous old man".


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some people just don't understand that farts are funny.

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HaqDiesel Wrote:

Maybe he didn't realize he was in the presence of a lady.


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That was just wrong.

Oh, but I laughed so hard.

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At work we regularly walk up to other mailmen like we're going to start a conversation and then just fart and leave.

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Do you wax your chest, or are you just blonde and/or one of those non-hairy folks?

Don't mean to pry, but you did just post your nipple.


No, my head/face/legs shoot hair out like I was rocking the peanut butter solution. My chest/back/ass are all but hairless. The rest is about average.


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Good, I hate to think that we're going to achieve gender equality by making dudes wax.

When I was out in CA tons of guys waxed. Weird.


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bluejayway Wrote:
Good, I hate to think that we're going to achieve gender equality by making dudes wax.

When I was out in CA tons of guys waxed. Weird.


that's so disgusting. and lame.


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