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Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Remind me never to trust you with a secret, Kerry...

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:50 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

Why does your husband love colin's imminent mustache?!

I think he liked the other thread where we all talked about how hot he was.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Mrs. Neuro Wrote:

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

Why does your husband love colin's imminent mustache?!

I think he liked the other thread where we all talked about how hot he was.

I'm straight, and that kid is fucking smoking.

He can't be that pretty and be straight...

Look kiddo, you're hott and all, but we already talked about how he's the babe in that relationship.

Which in the end means him leaving you for a dude.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

who DOESN'T?

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:01 pm

Mrs. Neuro Wrote:

PLEASE don't.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:24 pm

dnorwood Wrote:

I suppose there are worse things in life than men growing mustaches... like hairy men who don't wax their backs.

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Hegel · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:28 pm

red Wrote:

Moustaches are for molesters.*

Don't forget cops, military personnel, and some women in the deep south.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

quantumlust Wrote:

Actually, A mustache insures you three months of celibacy.

that's what I thought, but this was not the case. Creepy, but I mean, some girls are crazy about bodybuilders or guys in jail, so why should this be any different.

DHRjericho · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:31 pm

Hegel-Oh's Wrote:

red Wrote:

Moustaches are for molesters.*

military personnel

Ain't that the truth. You don't let them grow beards so they all freak out and grow awful mustaches.

no guru · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:41 pm

If you combine Officer Dangle with Burt Reynolds in 100 Rifles you get the look of about half the adult men in Maine.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

you guys like gay men don't rock moustaches ever.

tt · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:58 pm

mustaches are the new black...sadly

Chuck D · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:36 pm

tt Wrote:

mustaches are the new black...sadly

Am I late to the game AGAIN?

eh, that's usually the case with me.

Postmersh · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:40 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

HaqDiesel Wrote:

grow a beard, then shave all but the mustache when it comes in. that way, you'll make sure you get a respectable stache before you creep yourself out so much you have to shave it.

See, that's cheating, unfortunately. I can't do it that way.

That's not cheating....

or, at least, I was convincing myself to keep the beard around until I got a Sam Elliotesque duster. However, I'm now enjoying my vast expanse of beard, yet the moustache has gotten into mouthen territory, and it's starting (today) to tick me off...

Chuck D · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:00 pm

Postmersh Wrote:

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

HaqDiesel Wrote:

grow a beard, then shave all but the mustache when it comes in. that way, you'll make sure you get a respectable stache before you creep yourself out so much you have to shave it.

See, that's cheating, unfortunately. I can't do it that way.

That's not cheating....

or, at least, I was convincing myself to keep the beard around until I got a Sam Elliotesque duster. However, I'm now enjoying my vast expanse of beard, yet the moustache has gotten into mouthen territory, and it's starting (today) to tick me off...

It's cheating according to the arbitrary set of rules that I have given myself.

I know, I'm weird. Seriously, though, this is one hell of a birthday present.

HideousLump · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:50 am

OPA! Wrote:

Colin, when the women and gay men of the board are telling you don't, I suggest you listen to them.

Not all the gay men have spoken...

[/predictableresponsefromthehairyfag]

Hegel-Oh's Wrote:

Don't forget cops, military personnel, and some women in the deep south.

Sadly, the ubiquitous cop mustache has all but vanished in the past 10-15 years, much to my wandering eye's disappointment.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:27 am

Oh crap! Steve (HideousLump), while at the Belle & Sebastian show the other night, there were two guys who I thought did not fit the stereotype B&S fan. Two big burly guys with beards who looked like they belonged more in a biker bar vs a pop concert. Anyway, they turned out to be each other's mate and the first thought that popped in my head was...."Damn, where's Lumpy? He totally needs to be introduced to those guys!"

bluejayway · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:39 pm

I am ideologically committed to the principle that everyone's body hair is ok, and all.
But, for me, male facial hair works best as all-or-nothing. I hope she's grateful.

HideousLump · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:03 pm

Dare I quote Joy Behar?

"I don't understand facial hair. But I look forward to it."

Dalen · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:36 pm

that stache will look great for these boys....

no guru · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:09 pm

Holy crap, you cloned my boss like 50 times there.

Notice how there are a couple of younger and in-shape guys there amongst the Santa Hemingways. Kind of like bears-in-training.

Chuck D · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:27 pm

My upper lip has now had its last shave for three months!

Dalen · **Posted:** Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:07 am

frosted Wrote:

Santa Hemingways.

Mick · **Posted:** Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:49 am

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

Tomorrow will be the last time I shave my upper lip in the next three months. It's a birthday present. A long, fuzzy, potentially celibate birthday present.

How do you think that this will affect / complement my mongering?

np: KCRW's morning becomes eclectic podcast of Arctic Monkeys live in studio.

I did this last year after the NBA Western Conf. finals upon losing a bet (I said Spurs would sweep the Suns clean, but Phoenix won one game).

It wasn't a three month one, just a one month job, but damn did i look like something else. I couldn't even look at myself in the mirror at the end of it.

Also, i recommend for the first week at least that you don't shave anywhere at all. It'll ease the transition into paedophilia.

Females and homosexuals don't find it attractive or funny, kinda like farts. So don't listen to anything they have to say about the matter. (Well at least no females I know found it funny or attractive, but they're all 17-19 year olds...Maybe some older chicks dig it.)

Mick · **Posted:** Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:02 am

the redworm Wrote:

I'm a half-shave away from one right now and considering the weekend I got planned it's tempting.

pstpixplzthx.

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