I'm happy to say I have only drank MD 20/20 or Mad Dog and that was when I was legally a minor.

damn, 4 out of 5. i must be a bum.

wonder what that Wild Irish Rose is like

Oh, it's godawful. It's been a longtime, and the only one I can hang a specific taste on is Night Train, which tastes like a wound disenfectant, after it's been on the wound.

They all look delicious, yet my Rossi jug isn't among them.

I'm watching The Last Waltz while I work, and I pretty much just decided that I'm going to be Dr. John for Halloween.

I got dibs on Van Morrison then. I got the kick down cold.

Another Last Waltz thought: I don't think there is a living human who hates Joni Mitchell's music and/or voice more than I do.

I'm on my 8th 6.7% beer, drove drunk to get a pack of cigarettes, and am fighting with my girlfriend about how I'm not "emotionally available" enough. I need monger lessons, because another beer or two and I could be on the verge of something.

Jesus, don't ever come to Saskatoon. There's a practically a goddamn museum dedicated to her art alone.

This is all offset by a huge statue of Gordie Howe downtown, however.

You don't need any lessons, that is truly being a monger. I'm just glad my lady has never pulled the emotionally available card. As a regular non-driver, driving for smokes while drunk is pretty hardcore.

Call me crazy, but I actually like her drawing, like the CSNY So Far cover. I have an old RS with a Neil Young cover story and she drew him too.

Damn, this is the most boring monger thread EVER. Kick it up a 100 notches, people!

I'm on it

What is the alcohol percentage on that Rossi, I always thought their reds were bush league.

Attaboy!

12%

just a few thoughts....

since when do catholics have seders? i've never heard of this.
i guess i'd be considered 'catholic'. however, technically....probably not.
though, i did don a catholic school girl uniform for most of my life.

as for wine....i love it.
it makes me giddy. i'm sure it's quite a site to see.

i'm drinking.... bass. i think i'm on #5 or so.

my friends just left. we watched 'walk the line'. again.
and off in the distance, through my open window.....i can hear the revellers down at the 'mary' shrine.... revelling.

(they claim mary appears there 4 times a year. apparently 'this' is the night of one of the appearances. they are loud. there was an ambulance there earlier this evening.... did someone faint from the shock of seeing mary appear?)




is it bad that i drank half of those in high school.....
and have fond memories of them?



alright. is this enough mongering?
is this even considered mongering?
i'm not sure i've ever mongered in my life.
but 'mongering' always sounds like fun.
kinda dirty.
dirty fun.

My Catholic Church, The Omaha Diocese had seders for quite sometime, well over a decade, but stopped sometime after I became a lapsed Catholic.

Drinking 5 Bass Ales makes you decently hardcore for a girl. but they need to pint sized glasses or bottles to truly count.

oh, i'm definitely decently hardcore.
(drinking with the boys will do this to you.
i've been trained well.) (i'm going for number 6 right now....)

they are bottles.....but, really....there is no sign of slowing down.



and.....i am quite proud of the fact that nothing is spelled wrong in this post.....

I got called out for being too coherent and knowing too much about sports earlier tonight on this thread despite the number of drinks I was accumulating.

yeah. well, i'll probably get called out for being 'too happy' or something.

so i met a girl that can out monger all of you

she drunk with me all day until she was vomiting bile, then went to a dance party after on pills



Edit: She also enjoyed slapping girls asses, my arse and various other things

Also, she beat me at pool before falling over on the ground in the middle of the bar

I need fast food, like immediately.

i am studying, listening to ipod while a 75degree cloudless spring day is ramping up outside. jesus h. christ why cant it rain while I am studying?

I'm in heaven right now. Double Whoppper w/cheese, the Detroit-Edmonton game is on, listening to The Dirty Pretty Things and I've got the house to myself for the next couple of days.