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FT · **Posted:** Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:13 pm

Sen. Cutty Hand LooGAR Wrote:

Why my head hurt?

DAT MEZCAL

thisotherkingdom · **Posted:** Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:15 pm

FT Wrote:

Preferably Chicago-style deep dish.

Why can't this be available outside of Chicago?

FT · **Posted:** Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:24 pm

alongwaltz Wrote:

FT Wrote:

alongwaltz Wrote:

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

6 roads
5 lanes
4 streets
3 drives
2 avenues
and a partridge in a pear tree

Wrong. It's 42.

You're thinking metric, hoser.

FT · **Posted:** Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:29 pm

thisotherkingdom Wrote:

FT Wrote:

Preferably Chicago-style deep dish.

Why can't this be available outside of Chicago?

The same reason The Donkey Show can't be staged outside of Tijiuana.

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:03 am

FT Wrote:

alongwaltz Wrote:

FT Wrote:

alongwaltz Wrote:

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

6 roads
5 lanes
4 streets
3 drives
2 avenues
and a partridge in a pear tree

Wrong. It's 42.

You're thinking metric, hoser.

I'm thinking http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Answer_to_Life,_the_Universe,_and_Everything.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:10 am

From Yahoo's new 'Questions & Answers' section;

How do you prepare a live chicken to cook?

What is the worst song from the 80s?

Should we deport ugly people to Mexico?

TinyE · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:16 am

Yahoo Answers is hilarious... though I know some people are posting questions just to rile up the population... I saw one on there earlier that asked "My wife gained 5 pounds after our kid, should I kick her to the curb?". Insanity.

Here's my question:
Is four really cosmic?

Totally Wired · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:17 am

Souvarine(((0 Wrote:

Suppose there is a town with just one male barber; and that every man in the town keeps himself clean-shaven: some by shaving themselves, some by attending the barber. It seems reasonable to imagine that the barber obeys the following rule: He shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves.

Who shaves the barber?

Is there any question needed besides this to prove why logic classes are awful?

Frozen Northerner · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:33 am

You're cheating...thats borderline rhetorical...

thisotherkingdom · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:26 am

Why have Save Ferris and Rooney never toured together?

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

I'm thinking about doing the Moon Hop. Should I?

Sketch · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:37 am

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:45 am

Will they drop the charges?

Would wearing a Prussian war helmet help me with the ladies?

Does Jenelle like me, like-like me, or was she just being sociable?

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Dearest FT,

1. Where are the good (current) romantic comedies of the world? I rented Failure to Launch last night and it's one of the worst movies I've seen in recent months. What's Drew Barrymore doing that she can't create another movie for me to fall in love with? I just need a little love in my life, damn it.

2. Thinking of a new haircut. Short and dark, or let it grow and keep it blondish/red?

3. What's your favorite "I'm depressed, I think I'll listen to some music." song/album/artist?

4. What are you having for lunch?

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:34 pm

FT · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:28 pm

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

How do you prepare a live chicken to cook?

Enroll it in culinary school.

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

What is the worst song from the 80s?

"Wild Wild West" by The Escape Club ("We Built This City" is so bad it cannot be contained within a mere decade.)

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

Should we deport ugly people to Mexico?

No, because that would slide me even further down the attractiveness rankings.

FT · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:29 pm

thisotherkingdom Wrote:

Why have Save Ferris and Rooney never toured together?

They're waiting for the touring schedule of Sloan to allow for an all-Beuller triple-header.

FT · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:30 pm

TinyE Wrote:

Is four really cosmic?

No. THREE is the magic number. Four is merely talented and gifted.

FT · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:31 pm

Totally Wired Wrote:

Is there any question needed besides this to prove why logic classes are awful?

No.

FT · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:32 pm

konstantinl Wrote:

I'm thinking about doing the Moon Hop. Should I?

Yes, but only after you have downed a half-dozen pints at King Tut's.

FT · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:33 pm

Sketch Wrote:

Toledo, by way of Denver.

FT · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:52 pm

you're with me, leather Wrote:

Will they drop the charges?

Does David Gest piss standing up?

you're with me, leather Wrote:

Would wearing a Prussian war helmet help me with the ladies?

Yes, so long as they are in their 90s and Prussian.

you're with me, leather Wrote:

Does Jenelle like me, like-like me, or was she just being sociable?

The good news is "like-like." The bad news is "Jenelle" is actually a tranny named Roland.

katie, a princess · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:52 pm

what's the best way for me to quit biting my fingernails

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

why is the word door not spelled dore?

FT · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:59 pm

red Wrote:

1. Where are the good (current) romantic comedies of the world? I rented Failure to Launch last night and it's one of the worst movies I've seen in recent months. What's Drew Barrymore doing that she can't create another movie for me to fall in love with? I just need a little love in my life, damn it.

Tortilla Soup is my personal favorite romantic comedy/chick flick, so if you've never seen it, rent the DVD and be swept away by Hector Elizondo.

red Wrote:

2. Thinking of a new haircut. Short and dark, or let it grow and keep it blondish/red?

NOT SHORT!!! You are hott enough to pull off any color, but I dig you in red.

red Wrote:

3. What's your favorite "I'm depressed, I think I'll listen to some music." song/album/artist?

Song: "Church on White" by Stephen Malkmus, because it evokes memories of my deceased papa.

Album: Phases and Stages by Willie Nelson

Artist: Mark Kozelek (solo, RHP, or SKM)

red Wrote:

4. What are you having for lunch?

I choked down a Chipotle about an hour-and-a-half ago. Sweet sustenance of the gods.

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