The Chicago Bears Defense Will Shoot Your Stupid Face

Atticus Finch · **Joined:** Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:18 pm **Posts:** 627

thisotherkingdom Wrote:

Ridiculous.

The Arizona Daily Sun Times

October 16th, 2006

Lead story- Arizona cardinals stun the Bears.
Report below-

A stunner in Arizona- The cards man-handles the Chicago Bears. A widely celebrated 5-0 bear’s record was decimated by one of Nfl’s struggling teams and they did it with Heart, Gut and Woopass glory in a Monday night Game. "It was a desert kick-in-the-nuts," eyewitnesses say.

Odds makers had overwhelmingly favored Chicago in this first meeting between both teams this season. But to everyone’s surprise Chicago got picked off, crushed, squashed and had their Bear nuts handed to them. Experts say that the chances of Chicago making it to the playoffs let alone the Supper Bowl is now completely dashed.

thisotherkingdom · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:54 am

It ain't over yet, but it is shaping up to be a loss. That's all right with me. I was tired of the running the table talk. Four turnovers in the first half will do that to you.

Listen to this: The Bears are STILL the best team in the NFL.

Atticus Finch · **Joined:** Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:18 pm **Posts:** 627

thisotherkingdom Wrote:

The Bears are STILL the best team in the NFL.

I'll tell you something thisotherkingdom, You gat Heart.

Atticus Finch · **Joined:** Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:18 pm **Posts:** 627

Oh, read the part about what the Experts say in that Arizona Daily Sun Times article.

thisotherkingdom · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:07 am

G-Force Wrote:

You gat Heart.

Like I said, game ain't f'n over yet. I guess heart is what you develop when you're a Cubs fan.

Atticus Finch · **Joined:** Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:18 pm **Posts:** 627

The Arizona Daily Sun Times wrote:

Quote:

Experts say that the chances of Chicago making it to the playoffs let alone the Supper Bowl is now completely dashed.

FT · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:28 am

There isn't a large enough Nelson Muntz .jpg to post here that would appropriately depict the "HA-HA"ness of tonight's game.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:31 am

thisotherkingdom Wrote:

I guess heart is what you develop when you're a Cubs fan.

Well, it certainly ain't brains.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:33 am

HOLY SHIT! Rumblin' bumblin' stumblin'!

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

so bob, i guess this wasn't the best night for me to work on enjoying football, huh?

FT · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:34 am

thisotherkingdom Wrote:

Listen to this: The Bears are STILL the best team in the NFL.

I might buy your argument if they were 5-1 with a loss to the Chargers or Colts or even the Saints, but NOT a BLOWOUT loss to the CARDINALS. Sorry, man. NO DICE.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:34 am

someone pm me robotboy's number, i owe someone a text message.

FT · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:35 am

ayah Wrote:

so bob, i guess this wasn't the best night for me to work on enjoying football, huh?

Um, not being a fan of DA BEARS, no.

FT · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:43 am

FT · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:45 am

FT Wrote:

Uh-oh...think I just pulled a Rami.

FT · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:47 am

Way to fumble, fucking Edge. I'm cutting your overly grilled ass from my fantasy team.

Gordo · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:47 am

Dammit! I was just about to go to sleep, and now I can't for another 20 minutes.

FT · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:48 am

Thank God my laptop battery is about to die.

FT · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:50 am

Does anybody on the Cardinals besides Leinart have an IQ over 30? Fucking Arrington.

FT · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:52 am

Edgerrin James is such a worthless piece of shit. I have yet to actually witness him get beyond the line of scrimmage.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:55 am

fucking unbelieveable

FT · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:56 am

Man, Linda Lovelace never choked this badly.

Gordo · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:56 am

FT Wrote:

Edgerrin James is such a worthless piece of shit. I have yet to actually witness him get beyond the line of scrimmage.

Come on...he has 54 yards. On 34 carries!

Oh yeah...that return was ridiculous.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:57 am

bears bears bears bears bears bears

FT · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:57 am

FT Wrote:

thisotherkingdom Wrote:

Listen to this: The Bears are STILL the best team in the NFL.

I might buy your argument if they were 5-1 with a loss to the Chargers or Colts or even the Saints, but NOT a BLOWOUT loss to the CARDINALS. Sorry, man. NO DICE.

Yeah, but a comeback like this definitely makes your argument viable. They just might be #1, after all. Even the Shufflin' Crew couldn't erase their MNF deficit in '85. This is pretty epic shit.

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