Infant/baby band t-shirts

Dalen · **Posted:** Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:06 pm

Kingfish Wrote:

rogneeb Wrote:

http://toobigforstroller.tumblr.com/

That gave me the LOLZ. Total parenting pet peeve of mine.

Same.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:17 pm

Dalen Wrote:

Kingfish Wrote:

bluejayway Wrote:

http://www.details.com/sex-relationships/marriage-and-kids/200711/are-you-raising-a-douchebag ?

And on playgrounds, I constantly get stares from mothers who look at me like I'm crazy for letting my girls climb stuff on the playground.

This. So many parents, of boys even, baby their fucking children way too much. Little Billy falls down 1 step, and Mommy or Daddy is right there to be all "are you okay?? Awww". They don't realize that they're raising pussies, and kids that will cry at the smallest thing just to get their parents attention. Sad, and abundant.

Thankfully Seb is a tough kid, and not like this. As long as he is not bleeding or his arm isn't bent the wrong way, he's fine, and he knows it, which is the most important thing.

Totally agree. My 18 month old, last weekend:

On and on for about 20 minutes with nary an input from us.

seafoam · **Posted:** Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:40 pm

Dalen Wrote:

Kingfish Wrote:

rogneeb Wrote:

http://toobigforstroller.tumblr.com/

That gave me the LOLZ. Total parenting pet peeve of mine.

Same.

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thank the we had small babies

Kingfish · **Posted:** Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:53 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Dalen Wrote:

Kingfish Wrote:

bluejayway Wrote:

http://www.details.com/sex-relationships/marriage-and-kids/200711/are-you-raising-a-douchebag ?

And on playgrounds, I constantly get stares from mothers who look at me like I'm crazy for letting my girls climb stuff on the playground.

This. So many parents, of boys even, baby their fucking children way too much. Little Billy falls down 1 step, and Mommy or Daddy is right there to be all "are you okay?? Awww". They don't realize that they're raising pussies, and kids that will cry at the smallest thing just to get their parents attention. Sad, and abundant.

Thankfully Seb is a tough kid, and not like this. As long as he is not bleeding or his arm isn't bent the wrong way, he's fine, and he knows it, which is the most important thing.

Totally agree. My 18 month old, last weekend:

On and on for about 20 minutes with nary an input from us.

Awesome, Kyle. A couple of months ago in the backyard in their bounce house.

Dalen · **Posted:** Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:11 pm

Hang on to the railings? Pffft.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

ok so i guess i need to take my kid paragliding to compete with you reckless sob's

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:46 pm

haha

Yeah sorry if I don't quite feel comfortable letting my 16-month-old climb all over a playground set just yet. Soon enough, though, I'm sure.

Pretty sure we've raised an intolerable, spoiled brat so far, but I'm hoping we have time to turn that around.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:24 pm

Dalen Wrote:

Kingfish Wrote:

rogneeb Wrote:

http://toobigforstroller.tumblr.com/

That gave me the LOLZ. Total parenting pet peeve of mine.

Same.

Most surprising thing about that pic is that the mother isn't sitting in a rascal.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

was this pic taken at the fat zoo?

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:03 pm

That "toddler" weighs more than me.

discostu · **Posted:** Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:18 pm

rogneeb Wrote:

when i play slow songs in the car, my son just looks out the window with toddler melancholy. not sure about this.

lil' Rogneeb?

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

he's much smarter than me and much more friendly...already. same big head, though.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:50 pm

Drinky Wrote:

haha

Yeah sorry if I don't quite feel comfortable letting my 16-month-old climb all over a playground set just yet. Soon enough, though, I'm sure.

Pretty sure we've raised an intolerable, spoiled brat so far, but I'm hoping we have time to turn that around.

Are you trying say that allowing my girls to play with loaded shotguns and open bottles of arsenic is a little irresponsible?

And if I somehow manage to not raise a single stripper out of 3, I'll consider myself a smashing parenting success.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:23 pm

Kingfish Wrote:

And if I somehow manage to not raise a single stripper out of 3

I do NOT like those odds.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:55 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Kingfish Wrote:

And if I somehow manage to not raise a single stripper out of 3

I do NOT like those odds.

Me either. Keeps me up at night.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:36 pm

I just pictured you and the girls at a playground, and one of them goes to slide down one of those fireman's pole things on a playset, and you're like NO NO NO NO YOU GET AWAY FROM THAT.

Dalen · **Posted:** Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:49 pm

If your daughters strip or end up in a gang bang in 'My Daughter Is Bangin' Niggas Vol 14", remember, unconditional love.

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:00 pm

Goddammit my wife took my daughter over to a friend's house to play today and she slipped on their kitchen floor and hit the back of her head pretty hard.

I'm going to buy her a little suit of armor and a helmet and make sure she never leaves her stroller again.

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:24 pm

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

Drinky Wrote:

Goddammit my wife took my daughter over to a friend's house to play today and she slipped on their kitchen floor and hit the back of her head pretty hard.

I'm going to buy her a little suit of armor and a helmet and make sure she never leaves her stroller again.

around that age, my son fell all the time. especially foreward, onto his head.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:48 pm

rogneeb Wrote:

Drinky Wrote:

Goddammit my wife took my daughter over to a friend's house to play today and she slipped on their kitchen floor and hit the back of her head pretty hard.

I'm going to buy her a little suit of armor and a helmet and make sure she never leaves her stroller again.

around that age, my son fell all the time. especially foreward, onto his head.

We're just starting to get some spectacular wipeouts. Oh there were falls before, but nothing like the high speed faceplants she can accomplish now.

FT · **Posted:** Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:54 pm

when my youngest son was probably 4 or 5, he fell forward on a chair (he was sitting backwards on) and smacked his forehead onto the hard wood chair top at the same time it smacked the tile kitchen floor

little SOB got a goose egg the size of the hindenburg - scared the shit out of me

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:57 pm

Shit when I was five I got pelted in the head with a rock the size of a baseball and ahfu jg my dh blood ahdhg glhdgouegg

rt hnsa a;oie M DINJ STIcfg all of my Garbage Pail kid cards and used the money to buy this really expensive Transformer.

...wait what was i saying?

tentoze · **Posted:** Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:59 pm

Kids are resilient, folks. From about 18 months, my oldest son fucked himself up so often and so badly that, as an adult, he can take a punch like Mike Tyson.

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:40 pm

Sebastian fractured his arm 3 months ago by running and falling into a small hole. Once the cast was on, he was back to being a rambunctious little boy in days.

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