Hmmmm...I guess the statute of limitations is through by now. I worked at Eckerd, and we took whatever we wanted -- cartons of smokes, condoms, 50 boxes of blunts, every magazine I wanted, random OTC drugs, drinkes, candy, and anything else I fucking wanted. When my buddy was named manager we took it to another level.

And, as always, the dudes who worked at subway next door would give us bags of sammies for cigs and other stuff.

That's nothing compared to college, when my boy Sonny Guns invented "The Loomis System." How we're not in jail, I still have NO IDEA.