I didn't not know that.
I also did not know you and Dalen both were experts in the Porn biz.
The lo-fi Melissa Midwest site photo of her that they used on Bleacher Report just isn't the same quality of her Penthouse material.
I would have still liked it better if they would have found one of the Playboy Girls of the Big 12 with a larger rack to illustrate the quality of ladies here.

How did you not know about TOBY's and Dalen's porn expertise?

Oh, I knew full well that Dalen was the porno master of this board. I just don't think I ever really attributed the same level of expertise to Ole Monty. I thought it was usually Shiv or I who took shit for being pervs on this board. Call it one of those TJ or Jewels moments if you will.

everyone is a perv, some just hide it better than others

How did Jewels get dragged into my moments?

edit: and there are subtle differences between perv and connoisseur.

Another reason to hate Bobby Petrino:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/4378 ... be-slapped


With regards to the media/Tebow autograph issue, curious where people think this falls. She's been doing that job for 7 years and was simply wearing a hat. She didn't interact with a player and was just sitting in a presser. How is this even legal?

She probably should've known better but still, this just smells IMO. Then again, we're talking Petrino the snake here.

I can't wait to throw bags of urine at him in Athens this year.

Haha. She was wearing a UF hat. She got was she deserved.

A couple things...
1. That was incredibly poorly written

2. It sounds like she lost a part time job at some numbnuts sports talk channel where I'd guess she was lucky to clear minimum wage. I'm sure she'll shake it off.

Nobody is disputing the fact that Petrino might be is the worst living American, but this is small potatoes on his rap sheet.

I don't really think Petrino had much to do with the decision. It sounded like she was already under fire for the tweets and facebook comments she made that were incredibly negative toward Arkansas and how she'd rather be covering the Gators.
Her bosses knew they had to fire her after taking a few phone calls from folks I can only guess to be sponsors and big money Razorback boosters, and that was that.
Petrino seemed to laugh it off when it occurred according to more reputable news sources like ESPN and he merely made a commment that he wouldn't be answering any more of her questions while she was wearing the hat.
You have to be pretty retarded to do what she did in at will work state where you can be fired without cause, especially when you are working in an industry that doesn't pay very well for what are highly sought after positions.
The hat shouldn't have been what brought this to the public eye, but if she wanted to cover Florida or continue to be a Gator homer, she should have considered that before taking a job that requires her to objectively cover another SEC team and kept the negative comments from her twitter feed.

Guys, the point is that Petrino is a fucking douchbag that deserves a forced fecal bath.

Yeah, he just hasn't offended me the way he has you Atlanta Falcon fans.

In other possible "douchebag" news:

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootbal ... gefootball

Mike Leach, the former coach of Texas Tech will be announcing games for CBS College Sports this year, mostly MWC, Conference USA and Service Academy games.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5472642

According to Andy Katz of ESPN, the BYU Cougars are flirting with trying to become the Notre Dame of the West and be a Division I Independent with a loose conference affiliation to the WAC.
I think it is laughable to believe that the BCS would even consider giving the Mormons the same sweet deal they gave those Catholics at Notre Dame, especially since BYU has had three losing seasons this decade and only one mythical National Title tied to their name.
If the Pac-10 didn't want you for religious reasons and feels they can live without your revenue, then you are certainly not worth any BCS guarantees.
I'm surprised they never sued Utah or tried to blackball them in the Utah State House for leaving them high and dry in the MWC without a rival.

I was thinking, what of BYU & Arkansas to the Big 12, to replace Colorado & Nebraska? B12 already features Baylor, so religious affiliations aren't a problem with the conference, it seems, plus it extends the brand further west & plucks a team (not a top one, obviously) from the SEC.

Good deal?

Then, too, the SEC could take Miami, FSU, or Louisville (?) to get back to 12.

I would never go for BYU if I were the Big 12.
They add a reasonably big name for Football and have a bigger stadium than TCU, but they haven't been quite as good as the Horned Frogs lately and have never made a BCS Bowl appearance. The Big 12 lost the Denver market out west, that was about it. If BYU can't bring that back, I don't really see a point in adding the Cougars.
Plus, they refuse to play games on Sunday, which would cause major issues with the Big 12 Baseball schedule and Women's Basketball to a certain extent. While neither generate a whole ton of money for the conference, they are still sports where the Big 12 are way tougher than the MWC.
I think the Big 12 should get TCU and Arkansas first, and if one of those falls through, they go with Houston, Air Force or Colorado State.

http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootbal ... ded-top-25

AP Poll is out this morning.

Record Pts Pv T25 Rec. Extra Points

1. Alabama (54) 14-0 1,491 1 6-0 93-57 Last No. 1 preseason 1978

2. Ohio St. (3) 11-2 1,400 5 3-1 90-62 22nd consec. preseason rank

3. Boise St. (1) 14-0 1,336 4 2-0 78-73 Highest preseason rank

4. Florida 13-1 1,237 3 2-1 95-57 Lost Tebow and 4 assistants

5. Texas (1) 13-1 1,223 2 3-1 86-65 Gilbert replaces Colt McCoy

6. TCU 12-1 1,160 6 2-1 82-59 Highest preseason rank

7. Oklahoma (1) 8-5 1,104 - 3-3 90-57 Record: 799-302-53 (.715)

8. Nebraska 10-4 1,033 14 3-2 92-70 19 starters returning

9. Iowa 11-2 1,007 7 2-1 89-53 The tough games are at home

10. Virginia Tech 10-3 973 10 2-2 96-60 6 straight 10-win seasons

11. Oregon 10-3 870 11 4-2 95-58 Defending Pac-10 champions

12. Wisconsin 10-3 822 16 1-2 83-59 Only 13 seniors on roster

13. Miami 9-4 785 19 3-2 88-55 Bosher is nation's best PK

14. Southern Cal 9-4 590 22 2-2 82-69 Just 70 scholarship players

15. Pittsburgh 10-3 516 15 0-1 85-55 Tough non-conference games

16. Georgia Tech 11-3 511 13 1-2 88-65 Defending ACC champions

17. Arkansas 8-5 496 - 1-4 93-51 Mallett & WR crew are back

18. North Carolina 8-5 397 - 2-1 81-48 21 returning starters

19. Penn St. 11-2 382 9 1-1 77-62 45th year for Paterno

20. Florida St. 7-6 379 - 2-2 92-47 Fisher replaces Bowden

21. LSU 9-4 300 17 1-3 91-60 6 senior starters; 2-O, 4-D

22. Auburn 8-5 296 - 1-3 85-56 Entire coach staff returned

23. Georgia 8-5 206 - 1-3 86-57 Frosh QB Murray will lead

24. Oregon St. 8-5 198 - 1-4 83-56 Rodgers brothers are lethal

25. West Virginia 9-4 184 25 1-1 86-56 Five major NCAA violations

Others receiving votes: Cincinnati 108, Stanford 81, Utah 80, South Carolina 71, Houston 66, Connecticut 32, Notre Dame 31, Missouri 27, BYU 19, Arizona 15, Clemson 15, Texas Tech 14, Navy 12, Washington 8, Texas A&M 7, Mississippi 6, Oklahoma St. 3, Cent. Michigan 2, Middle Tennessee 2, Temple 2, Boston College 1, SMU 1, UCF 1.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5502906

Georgia running back Washaun Ealey, who led the Bulldogs in rushing last season, was arrested early Friday morning on misdemeanor charges of hit and run and driving with a suspended license.

University of Georgia police chief Jimmy Williamson told ESPN.com that Ealey was arrested at 3:19 a.m. ET after hitting a parked car on a parking deck while driving his roommate's vehicle.

According to Williamson, a UGA parking services employee asked Ealey to wait for police after the minor accident, but he left the scene before police arrived. No injuries were reported.

"They told the driver that he needed to stay and that police had been called," Williamson said. "He left the scene."

Williamson said UGA police identified the car's owner, who told them Ealey was driving the car at the time. Ealey was arrested on misdemeanor charges of "duty upon strike" (hit and run) and driving with a suspended license, according to Williamson.

Ealey was still being held Friday morning in the Athens Clarke-County Jail on $3,000 bond.

Bulldogs coach Mark Richt wasn't immediately available for comment.

Ealey, a sophomore from Stillmore, Ga., is expected to share the starting tailback job with junior Caleb King this season. Ealey ran 125 times for 717 yards with three touchdowns last season.

King, a junior from Norcross, Ga., ran 117 times for 594 yards with seven touchdowns in 2009.

The No. 23 Bulldogs open the season Sept. 4 against Louisiana-Lafayette at Sanford Stadium.

well that's fucking awesome

IF (big if) Washaun were smarkg, he'd realize that a booster would've paid for the damage to the other person's car. At least he wasn't drunk?

My dad's reaction "Do we even have a whole team?"

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5502906

No Booze involved in the Washaun Ealey arrests, and right now he's only suspended for one game. He's still a fucking idiot for crashing his roommates car and fleeing the scene of an accident, but even I'll admit the punishment most likely fits the crime this time around.

SEC CHAMPS.


You heard it here first.

We'll be in the top 15 by October.

I'm fucking over talking about the season. I'm ready to get it on.

Overlook us at your own peril.

Also, Alabama is GROSSLY overrated.

They've lost a lot, but they have had great recruiting under Saban, and while I would love to have their entire program burn to cinders, I think they deserve a little bit of the benefit of the doubt - and can't say any of the other teams should be ranked above Bama.

And I'll be you custody of my kid that Washaun was carrying gweeg, or yayo and left the scene before popo got there to stash his shit.

Mark Bradley's annual list of the SEC's most obnoxious fans

I enjoy the novelty of choosing someone other than Florida, but let's not kid ourselves though I've really got no beef with the rest of the list: I like to pretend like Georgia's fans aren't obnoxious (kind of like I like to pretend that Georgia isn't just as backwards, Baptist and otherwise Fail as the rest of the South), but deep in my heart I know it's true.