It was fun while it lasted...

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Tue May 24, 2011 3:11 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Flying Rabbit Wrote:

My grandma used to say,

"There's a lid for every pot".

Totally agree with this. There is someone out there waiting to smother you and prevent what's inside from escaping until you boil over. Don't lose hope.

shiv · **Posted:** Tue May 24, 2011 3:55 pm

i laughed.

FT · **Posted:** Tue May 24, 2011 6:21 pm

Tee Wrote:

FT Wrote:

Rick Derris Wrote:

Don't worry slugger. Even Hall of Famers only hit safely 3 out of 10 times.

i think the more apt baseball analogy is that being out of my league, it was simply a matter of time before i got demoted back to the minors

You are the Julio Teheran of dating.

(Sorry, ATL boys. But the joke is on me, too: Julio is on my rotisserie team.)

in texas ranger terms, i am chris davis

doc patrick will appreciate that reference

FT · **Posted:** Tue May 24, 2011 6:22 pm

Black Magic Putin Wrote:

FT Wrote:

wenchlette Wrote:

there are actually girls out there looking for the nice, punny guy.

perhaps...but few, if any, are also willing to accept obese and impovershed as additional parameters

yeah maybe you should work on changing what you can.

been trying on the $$$ front, but probably have more of a realistic shot to make a dent with respect to the LBS.

just might have to be the summer of diet and exercise

FT · **Posted:** Tue May 24, 2011 6:24 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

Start running and eating right. Do that couch to 5k program on the espn website. You might be lonely but you'll feel better, raise your self esteem, and maybe shed enough lbs that you're a contender. No time like the present bobbo.

if i were to look to any single obnerinian for inspiration regarding this subject matter, it would definitely be you, p'aja

you = the man

FT · **Posted:** Tue May 24, 2011 6:26 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

toots Wrote:

i noticed you're starting to board the exercise train phil. kudos!

I don't have bobs stunningly rugged looks, rapier wit, or various other pussy pulling powers, so I figured it wouldn't hurt to drop the weight permanently.

you are so full of shit

between your prowess in the studio, kitchen and on stage, i am not worthy of being mentioned in the same breath

also, you misspelled "raper"

FT · **Posted:** Tue May 24, 2011 6:34 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

rogneeb Wrote:

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

Yeah, i hate running too, but running is free.

very good point. i keep thinking about getting into it but my knees and lazy mind are telling me no. ive hit a plateau and think i might need to try in order to lose a few more lbs.

Man do I hate fucking running. HATE it. Tried a few times with the wife, and it was just not meant to be. Bike riding, though, is also free and much easier on your knees and shins.

Bobbo you ever thought about it? Like, is there some sports bar or other worthy destination you could work up to being able to bike to? You get to set your own pace, go as fast as you want, then one day you notice it takes you half the time it used to. Anywho.

I would LOVE to get a bicycle (much more preferable to running, jogging or even walking), but it's hard to find one to support someone with my 6'5" 380 frame

any suggestions? isn't derris a big wheel down at the huffy factory?

Thee Incident · **Posted:** Tue May 24, 2011 6:37 pm

FT Wrote:

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

toots Wrote:

i noticed you're starting to board the exercise train phil. kudos!

I don't have bobs stunningly rugged looks, rapier wit, or various other pussy pulling powers, so I figured it wouldn't hurt to drop the weight permanently.

you are so full of shit

between your prowess in the studio, kitchen and on stage, i am not worthy of being mentioned in the same breath

also, you misspelled "raper"

FT · **Posted:** Tue May 24, 2011 6:39 pm

Thee Incident Wrote:

FT Wrote:

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

toots Wrote:

i noticed you're starting to board the exercise train phil. kudos!

I don't have bobs stunningly rugged looks, rapier wit, or various other pussy pulling powers, so I figured it wouldn't hurt to drop the weight permanently.

you are so full of shit

between your prowess in the studio, kitchen and on stage, i am not worthy of being mentioned in the same breath

also, you misspelled "raper"

was hoping someone would catch that

fantabulous

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Tue May 24, 2011 6:41 pm

FT Wrote:

I would LOVE to get a bicycle (much more preferable to running, jogging or even walking), but it's hard to find one to support someone with my 6'5" 380 frame

any suggestions? isn't derris a big wheel down at the huffy factory?

This looks like your huckleberry, but I'm not sure a $650+ bike is compatible with your newly impoverished state: http://www.supersizedcycles.com/Bicycle ... e-s/22.htm

FT · **Posted:** Tue May 24, 2011 6:52 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

FT Wrote:

I would LOVE to get a bicycle (much more preferable to running, jogging or even walking), but it's hard to find one to support someone with my 6'5" 380 frame

any suggestions? isn't derris a big wheel down at the huffy factory?

This looks like your huckleberry, but I'm not sure a $650+ bike is compatible with your newly impoverished state: http://www.supersizedcycles.com/Bicycle ... e-s/22.htm

yeah, i'm looking for something more in the $6.50 range (i.e. rusty garage sale scrap heap)

discostu · **Posted:** Tue May 24, 2011 6:59 pm

FT Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

rogneeb Wrote:

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

Yeah, i hate running too, but running is free.

very good point. i keep thinking about getting into it but my knees and lazy mind are telling me no. ive hit a plateau and think i might need to try in order to lose a few more lbs.

Man do I hate fucking running. HATE it. Tried a few times with the wife, and it was just not meant to be. Bike riding, though, is also free and much easier on your knees and shins.

Bobbo you ever thought about it? Like, is there some sports bar or other worthy destination you could work up to being able to bike to? You get to set your own pace, go as fast as you want, then one day you notice it takes you half the time it used to. Anywho.

I would LOVE to get a bicycle (much more preferable to running, jogging or even walking), but it's hard to find one to support someone with my 6'5" 380 frame

any suggestions? isn't derris a big wheel down at the huffy factory?

Your obsession with boobs has caused your Ob file on Derris to expire.

FT · **Posted:** Tue May 24, 2011 7:05 pm

BAD IDEA: While looking through some old albums I haven't listened to in a while, I just stumbled upon Beck's Sea Change, which I now have no choice but to place on endless loop for the foreseeable future.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

HOLY SHIT WRONG ALBUM!!!

Look, get some good happy power pop and start walking and jogging. The money you'll save by cutting down portion size, put towards a bike.

But do it for yourself, you WILL feel better, you will live longer and healthier for your kids, yadda yadda.

Besides, it beats wallowing, and gets you in a productive routine. I'm going at 5 a.m. cause i don't want to run into people. I still do, but far fewer people than I do at 6.

It doesn't take long before the days you take off from running don't feel right, and you realize you're a cranky pants without it.

thrillhouse · **Posted:** Wed May 25, 2011 9:07 am

bob i have to disagree with all this walking and jogging crap. sitting around doing nothing got you this far. don't give up on it now.

FT · **Posted:** Wed May 25, 2011 10:42 am

thrillhouse Wrote:

bob i have to disagree with all this walking and jogging crap. sitting around doing nothing got you this far. don't give up on it now.

i like the cut of your jib

FT · **Posted:** Wed May 25, 2011 10:44 am

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

HOLY SHIT WRONG ALBUM!!!

haha...that was kind of my point

also, fuck bon iver for covering "i can't make you love me"

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Wed May 25, 2011 3:27 pm

so, you aren't going to post any photos are you...

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Wed May 25, 2011 4:31 pm

timmyjoe42 Wrote:

so, you aren't going to post any photos are you...

As long as he doesn't go in this direction...

FT · **Posted:** Wed May 25, 2011 7:35 pm

Flying Rabbit Wrote:

timmyjoe42 Wrote:

so, you aren't going to post any photos are you...

As long as he doesn't go in this direction...

i can pull off one helluva tuck, and i don't mean this:

FT · **Posted:** Wed May 25, 2011 7:36 pm

timmyjoe42 Wrote:

so, you aren't going to post any photos are you...

there's pics of her in the happy easter thread

Thee Incident · **Posted:** Wed May 25, 2011 7:41 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

HOLY SHIT WRONG ALBUM!!!

Look, get some good happy power pop and start walking and jogging. The money you'll save by cutting down portion size, put towards a bike.

But do it for yourself, you WILL feel better, you will live longer and healthier for your kids, yadda yadda.

Besides, it beats wallowing, and gets you in a productive routine. I'm going at 5 a.m. cause i don't want to run into people. I still do, but far fewer people than I do at 6.

It doesn't take long before the days you take off from running don't feel right, and you realize you're a cranky pants without it.

When did you you get all Tony Robbins and shit?

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Thee Incident Wrote:

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

HOLY SHIT WRONG ALBUM!!!

Look, get some good happy power pop and start walking and jogging. The money you'll save by cutting down portion size, put towards a bike.

But do it for yourself, you WILL feel better, you will live longer and healthier for your kids, yadda yadda.

Besides, it beats wallowing, and gets you in a productive routine. I'm going at 5 a.m. cause i don't want to run into people. I still do, but far fewer people than I do at 6.

It doesn't take long before the days you take off from running don't feel right, and you realize you're a cranky pants without it.

When did you you get all Tony Robbins and shit?

Don't get all jealous cause i've got working legs there, brother. It's not my fault that our sedentary life arcs must now part because god gave you my share of metabolism.

saint · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:28 pm **Posts:** 4271

FT Wrote:

BAD IDEA: While looking through some old albums I haven't listened to in a while, I just stumbled upon Beck's Sea Change, which I now have no choice but to place on endless loop for the foreseeable future.

Don't do it!!!!!!!! Bad, bad move! :cry:

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Wed May 25, 2011 10:31 pm

FT Wrote:

HaqDiesel Wrote:

FT Wrote:

I would LOVE to get a bicycle (much more preferable to running, jogging or even walking), but it's hard to find one to support someone with my 6'5" 380 frame

any suggestions? isn't derris a big wheel down at the huffy factory?

This looks like your huckleberry, but I'm not sure a $650+ bike is compatible with your newly impoverished state: http://www.supersizedcycles.com/Bicycle ... e-s/22.htm

yeah, i'm looking for something more in the $6.50 range (i.e. rusty garage sale scrap heap)

I know this isn't exactly in your neck of the woods (although there could very well be a Metroplex alternative), but I've heard there's a guy in Georgetown who picks up old bikes and shit where he can, fixes them up and sells them cheap.

It was fun while it lasted...

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