Ladies analyze this please.

katie, a princess · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:26 pm

OPA! Wrote:

blah blah blah i'm opa and i'm just so gay :roll:

robotboy · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:27 pm

the lockness lobster Wrote:

We're going to have to start recruiting more ladies to the board. Chris is our best one. :wink:

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:27 pm

the lockness lobster Wrote:

Kung Fu Reference=CMJ?

Dodi Let Me Drive. aka Cory, but not the NeZ Cory, aka TCB

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

the lockness lobster Wrote:

When there's a conversation about exclusivity and whether or not she wants it or I want it, then I'll stop looking around. I don't expect that for a couple of months.

smart boy.

Simon March · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:03 pm

OPA! Wrote:

Spencer, I think what you need to realize is that not everyone is able to approach a stranger and start a conversation. You are one of those people. You said it yourself when you mentioned that you tried to play it cool as she walked into the restaurant. It's all about instinct. Trying to be something you're not will only make you look foolish.

See I agree with this, but II'm pretty good at start conversations with random people when I'm at the bar...I just need to translate that over to this. The thing is that I feel foolish for not saying something.

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

You should tell her that you don't find her to be a supermodel, but that she's got this ecclectic appearance that you find ridiculously attractive. Works every time.

south pacific · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:15 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Smearing salsa on your chest is too subtle. I read an Ann Landers about a very similar situation, and she said that the best approach is to hold the burrito close to your crotch, as if it were your penis. Then slowly unwrap the foil as she watches, walk up to her, and ask if she'd like a bite.

That was a few years ago, though. I don't know if such quaint tactics would work today.

(wipes tears from eyes) Oh shit...that was funny.

NeZ · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:16 pm

This thread has made my day!

The train is an especially wierd place to start up a conversation with a stranger. If it's crowded and quiet, you know 50 people would be listening to you get shot down. D'oh!

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

katie, a princess Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

blah blah blah i'm opa and i'm just so gay :roll:

la-la-la....

(lol)

no guru · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:25 pm

katie, a princess Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

blah blah blah i'm opa and i'm just so gay :roll:

Man, that impression is dead on. I can't tell you apart from the real Chris.

*rubs eyes*

gauchebag · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:26 pm

obner, proving yet again that the place to bring your lady problems is not an online forum full of sarcastic jackasses.

albeit worthwhile ones.

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:29 pm

OPA! Wrote:

Is it me, or do the women on this board no shit about men? :roll:

somebody doesn't KNOW shit about basic spelling. :flipoff:

i was driving down brighton ave the other day and i had stopped at a stoplight and there were these 2 girls standing by the bus stop and one of them looked at me and pointed or did something to indicate they wanted a ride and i was just kinda "uhh...get in" but i had the windows up and everything so i don't think they heard me.

they were probably hookers anyway.

drewbeatty · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2004 7:19 pm **Posts:** 238

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Smearing salsa on your chest is too subtle. I read an Ann Landers about a very similar situation, and she said that the best approach is to hold the burrito close to your crotch, as if it were your penis. Then slowly unwrap the foil as she watches, walk up to her, and ask if she'd like a bite.

That was a few years ago, though. I don't know if such quaint tactics would work today.

OK, that is really freaking funny

discostu · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:25 pm

This thread is fucking hilarious. Lockness.... just say "hi" if a girl smiles at you. They may talk back. You don't have to be Mr. Interesting when you're striking up a conversation.
To point-blank answer your question: Yes, talk to girls in public if they give a look/smile.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:49 am

I prefer the Boomhauer style, with a caveat: my audience has to be captive, say, a barista or supermarket cashier. I have my eye on a few right now....

np: Kanye, "Thru the Wire"

discostu · **Posted:** Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:21 am

Kung Fu Reference Wrote:

TheTwilightKid Wrote:

Kung Fu Reference Wrote:

If you would like to take a chance at being immortalized in the pages of Penthouse Forum, you should have taken the opportunity to smear salsa on her chest. The cilantro would feel cool and refreshing on the nipples, and she would become instantly aroused. Then you would have what rparis was referring to.

But Cilantro also gives some people stomach aches...Last thing you want is her running to the bathroom every five minutes while you are trying to get her to eat your burritto.....(oh yes, i meant it like that!)

Maybe she's the infamous Tubgirl.

[EDIT: If you need an explanation, feel free to GIS "tubgirl", but don't come crying to me if your reputation is tarnished or psyche damaged. Definitely NSFW]

DO NOT look for TubGirl. Worst mistake you will ever make. Let's just say it's right up KoCF/quiche's alley. I was duped into seeing TubGirl by being with a group of friends and talking about this girl we'd seen at the bar at the night before. The most subtely funny friend says, "She's definitely not hot as TubGirl" and of course, I asked the dreaded question, "Who's TubGirl". I found out, and am scarred forever.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:32 am

Why didnt I listen to avoid searching for tubgirl?

great, ill never sleep again.... :cry:

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:27 am

discostu Wrote:

Kung Fu Reference Wrote:

TheTwilightKid Wrote:

Kung Fu Reference Wrote:

If you would like to take a chance at being immortalized in the pages of Penthouse Forum, you should have taken the opportunity to smear salsa on her chest. The cilantro would feel cool and refreshing on the nipples, and she would become instantly aroused. Then you would have what rparis was referring to.

But Cilantro also gives some people stomach aches...Last thing you want is her running to the bathroom every five minutes while you are trying to get her to eat your burritto.....(oh yes, i meant it like that!)

Maybe she's the infamous Tubgirl.

[EDIT: If you need an explanation, feel free to GIS "tubgirl", but don't come crying to me if your reputation is tarnished or psyche damaged. Definitely NSFW]

DO NOT look for TubGirl. Worst mistake you will ever make. Let's just say it's right up KoCF/quiche's alley. I was duped into seeing TubGirl by being with a group of friends and talking about this girl we'd seen at the bar at the night before. The most subtely funny friend says, "She's definitely not hot as TubGirl" and of course, I asked the dreaded question, "Who's TubGirl". I found out, and am scarred forever.

Haha. My baby got sauce...

Sketch · **Posted:** Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:40 am

rparis74 Wrote:

lock - as someone who has about 100 ways to rationalize a woman's attention into something else, I can tell you that you are probably never going to get over your issues - you just need to find a slut who will throw herself at you.

Why didn't someone tell me this 12 years ago?

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:54 pm

Hey hey, lay off the gay boy.

Anyway, Spencer, you are a very good looking guy so you have at least one advantage over an ugly guy. Don't stress over these things as they tend to happen naturally. You'll know it's meant to be when you actually do approach a woman the next time this happens. This just wasn't that time.

billy g · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm **Posts:** 9020

OPA! Wrote:

Hey hey, lay off the gay boy.

Yeah, opa has as much of a right to give advice as any of the other ladies in this thread. :lol:

paladisiac · **Posted:** Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:20 pm

i missed more of these opportunities than there's stem cell research $ in california. it's a wonder & outright shocker that i'm currently married. one of the few times i internally said "screw it -- i'm makin' a move". you probably shoulda said something, but i would've done the same...

anyway, some guys would tell you choosing the burrito over the girl was a wise choice, but i wouldn't be one. my wife might, cuz she LOVES chipotle!

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