One of the cooler things about Germany - you can have an open beer bottle with you pretty much anywhere, and you won't get shit for it.
When I was 17, the guys I hung out with (mostly in their early 20s, American GIs) decided to take our pal out to the Red Light District in downtown Frankfurt, Germany, for his bachelor party. The whole idea seemed alright enough to me, as the guys in this group were all pretty harmless, and, like me, were mostly embarassed to be down there in the first place. The groom was deadset against doing anything but get dragged to a stripclub. I didn't know him too well (hell, can't remember his name today), but my friend Jay (the best man) and I were entrusted with keeping him out of trouble.
After the 5th bar (err, strip club), against the groom's will, we decided to go into one of the whorehouses, basically as a joke. But, after the third floor or so, the joke became "let's buy him a lapdance." I, being the only one fluent in German got to do all of the talking. It was almost comical how many of them turned me down, knowing they would be missing out on a better paying customer. Eventually, we found a girl who was cool with our little plan, who couldn't have been more than a few months older than me. She was articulate, spoke solid English, and was a student by day, actually claiming to study dance. She seemed awfully out-of-place in this part of town and you could just tell that she knew it. Anyhow, I settled up with her for the lapdance, we closed the door on them, and continued drinking the night away...just down the hall.
About 10 minutes later, the groom reemerged, looking no less dignified than the rest of us, but happy that he had engaged in a night of looking, not touching. As we made our way to the stairwell, we noticed one of us, a guy named Jake, had gone missing. Our best guess was that he had taken off for home while we waited for the groom, so we stumbled on down to the street, through all the muck and the mire of early dawn in a German Red Light District. Standing outside around 5:30 AM, all of us tired and oddly self-satisfied, drinking more beers, we started to make vague plans about heading to the Hauptbahnhof and on home. Suddenly, out of the whorehouse doorway, our missing pal Jake emerged, looking wicked excited.
"Hey guys, guess what?! That dancer girl? Yeah, I went and fucked her! Man, she sure knows how to fuck. You guys all should've hit that."
The mood amongst the group towards him was one of outright disgust, like could you be any lower? I personally felt horrible, like I was party to a sin against this girl, having gotten her to speak with us in the first place. None of us spoke to Jake on the train home, except to tell him to shut up. Being around a guy who actually bragged about paying for time with a prostitute just made my skin crawl.
So, that's my prostitute experience.
KPH
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