I know, I know. But for every "seating mom" incident, you have like 3 "make someone cry" incidents. And the wife can be so picky about who she does and doesn't like sometimes. She has high standards. Hell, take it for the compliment it is! Now if I can just undo the damage Bossman did...

Yeah, that seating trick earned you all KINDS of credit around the folks. I really can't believe we didn't plan anything, except that there wasn't much of an aisle, nor any real ushers anyway. But trust me, that's just the sort of thing that can get forgotten when you're trying to plan all that crap yourselves (and by "yourselves" I mean "herself" of course). Thanks again.

You know what we mean dude. It doesn't have so much to do with you as much as her. I mean she was telling me a story last night about her and Cap'N visiting Boss last week. It sounds like she doesn't have a very high opinion of him these days, or his fiance(?). She's just very sensitive to things people say, even if they're joking around and don't mean it. If she only heard some of the bombs that get dropped all over Redlands on any given day.

My pleasure. I also still need to send y'all the pictures I took and maybe a mix or two since i'm no good at gifts

<----depends on good looks, southern charm, and an eye for solving problems quickly to bullshit his way through life.....

Uh, you mean Redlands, the house that hate built?

Speaking of, she starts telling us a story last night about a division of work called PAN, and I almost lost my shit. Kept a straight face, tho, because explaining that would've had me on the couch indefinately.

uh, dude, keep your internal monologue INTERNAL please.

Ha. LOL. People.

Let's never speak of that again on this board.

Yeah, this could devolve REAL QUICK. I mean, if any of these people ever got a real taste of Redlands life, it would be more disturbing than a stint in prison.