LOL! Awesome.

now that's funny.

yeah, that's pretty good.

on Obner it's a sin to make fun of black people. And the jews for that matter. They're off limits. But it's perfectly ok to take shots at any white folks you'd like, so have at it!

Alexander Lucious Twilight says "yessa!"

Good because I love black people and the tribesmen, but fucking white people SUCK! I fucking hate 'em. The man always trying to keep me down.

whites haven't contributed anything worthwhile to society. what a worthless race.

With their thin lips, round eyes and stringy hair, they are obviously inferior

[Intro: Dr. Khalid Muhammed]

Give me a black goddess sister I can't resist her. No stringy haired, blonde
hair, blue eyed, pale skinned buttermilk complexion. Grafted, recessive,
depressive, ironing board backside straight up and straight down. No
frills, no thrills, Miss six o'clock, subject to have the itch, mutanoid,
caucazoid, white cave bitch...

Ease back white bitch, I don't play that
Just because I got on my L.A. hat
Stalkin' walking in my big black boots
Is my jingle, now you want Mandingo
Big, black and handsome
I should hold your devil ass for ransome
Sorta like Patty Herst, but I'll burst first bitch
And you know what's worse
I'm coming from the land where the choppers roam
So fuck you bitch and your Coppertone
Stringy hair - no derrier - frontin' and fakin' with your silicone pair
Do I wanna fuck? Not hardly
That's kinda like Barbie fuckin' Bob Marley
It ain't gonna happen, I keep rappin'
Muthafuck Tennille, but see I'm the Captain of this ship
And I'm true to the game
Ya all look the same
Standin' by my backstage door, hopin' that'll switch
Spread out you little cave bitch

Why everytime we get famous
You wanna play us like Andy and Amos?
The devil sent you to try and tame us
But you can't tame me, with no bitch named Amy
Lookin' for the dark meat
But ho, I ain't tryin' to go out like Barkely
Cuz everytime I turn on the TV
I see several brothers with she-devils
Smilin' cuz you out on a date
But sooner or later, the bitch'll yell rape
Soon as daddy found out you a jigaboo
He'll kill like he did Emmitt Till
Yah, he tried to kick bass
But the bitch probably threw it in his face
Sargent Bale ain't nothin' but a trick
Nasty as hell, stanky little cave bitch

Now don't think that I hate you
Cuz I won't date you, bitch I gotta stay true
You can be a fan, but don't expand
And try to get my dick in your hand
You better run to the minute man
Pale as snow, so act like y'know
Cuz if I slap it, flip it, and rub it like that
Yeah, it gotta be black
Plus yo ass too flat
I need a butt big enough that can clap
Rat-a-tat-tat
You can't get mine ho
I'd rather phuck an albino
Atleast I know, she's comin' from the Nubian
And not the Ku Klux Klan that you be in
And I don't give a fuck if your family is rich
You're still a little cave bitch

when did katie color her hair blonde?

oh god this hasn't been brought up in a few hours.

feel free to make fun of whoever the fuck you want, just as anyone else van feel free to call you on your shit. free speech is not supposed to be this tricky.

if the cutting on white people consisted of comments about dockers and golf you might have a valid argument.

Cell phones clipped to belts, white tennis shoes and pleated pants know no color boundaries. The are PANRACE, like Haq.

Did you know white people can't dance

Sure they have...

Personal attacks on my girlfriend's appearance, Dalen? Remarkable.

I take Erykah Badu.

She was Miss Grambling State University one year.

indeed!

A black woman is my manager, not in the kitchen, so could you please stop bitchin?

oh come now, you know i wasn't attacking her...jus' playing. dude, you can dish it out but you can't take it?

Oh, maybe I just didn't understand the game. I, um, slept with your wife. Yeah!

"Well the Jerk Store called.........they're running out of YOU!"

i know....i was in the closet.

oh, you did? well, then, um, i been writin' love letters to dalen.

Did you pull out your bereeeeeettaaaaa?