no, we buy them in the store. I wouldn't be against it though.

ok fine. i fucking HATE mushrooms. i think they taste like a filthy big toe, texture wise, and if i wanted to eat a big toe, i would eat a big toe! i guess the flavor isn't so bad, but i can't get past that big toe texture long enough to get one down my gullet. yuck.

low-fat or non-fat mayo is gross no matter how you spread it. i mean, what's it really made of? low-fat oil? the amount of chemicals added to it to reduce the fat outweigh the health risks of just being a fat ass and eating regular mayo.

and now onto sriracha mayo. it's superb on just about anything. (except mushrooms)

mushrooms look like the head of a dick and i'm the gay one for not eating them, i see

btw im making the gypsy tonight

the head of your dick looks like this?

its pretty road worn, yes

Robotboy, do you like mayo?

yes i love it

i can eat mushrooms but only if they're buried in with other food and i can't see them.

i can't stand the taste of peppers though and will pick them out of my meal.

i think when this is all done, someone should make a 33 1/3rd book out of it

ok so the gypsy. really goddamn good. i think next time i need to make the patties a bit thinner because fucking thing was TALL. i took pictures! i'll post them!

well here are the pictures. again, in hindsight i think i should have made the patty a bit thinner. but what the fuck burgers are awesome so the more the merrier. oh and i wouldve put the bacon under the beef just like the picture. but it all ends up in the same place in the end

PREP


GRILL


BEER


GO TIME

not bad! yeah, i find that these burgers get real damn tall with all the ingredients. a little smooshage is sometimes in order

also, hivedick

yeah i hate doing that because precious juices come out, just like those mouthbreathers who press the spatula on the burgers while on the grill. dont do that

that or you have to eat at your burger from 8 separate coordinates because it's as tall as a bowling pin

yeah we need to find a happy medium here.

i commend you for going through this exercise. this is no joke

You guys can break down like 18 different fast food places yet don't like mushrooms.

Bizzaro world.

see that makes me think of the wendy's videos. in one of those teaching videos about grilling the stupid squared burger, they press with the spatula all the time.

oh, and the burger looks pretty good. the grill is an advantage. for the rest you chose the supermarket option instead of hand-making, that can be improved.

agreed, robotboy's hamburger looks delicious

I'm down with cold food. Usually the morning after. It really bothers FemRabbit. Cold soup though, that's where we stop. Gazpacho is ok, though because it was meant to be that way--but leftover cold soup/stew. Nope.

BTW--since you asked Toots, "hot fruit" is like Derris said--pie fruit or warmed apples. "Loose meat" referred to sloppy joes and taco meat. It was kinda funny hearing the people describe these things.

sloppy joe's are one of the worst things invented by human man