Crakcheads are funny on TV, not in your living room, trying to rip each other off, crawling around on the floor picking at anything small and white, crying when they come down, etc... boring and annoying from my point of view.

Best way to fuck with a room of crackheads...walk in the room with a handful of popcorn...crumble and throw liberally in the middle of the floor for them to all try to put in their pipes later.

I'm having a problem trying to figure out what this means.

1) Smoke joint
assuming quality is worth a fuck,
2) Giggle
3) Eat oreos
4) Repeat as necessary

Is there something mystical that the guru failed to teach me in 1967?

On a related note, I gave that shit up in 1980, but if I had a j this morning, I'd do it just to knock the edge off this hangover.

dont like alcohol, never tried pot. which is kind of odd, since my personal beliefs are that all drugs should be legal, since prohibition has been a complete failure.

not me... I'd never had a pot hangover until I tried the weed out here. Way too strong for my blood. I'll take my gin and tonics over pot any day of the week.

anyone can be annoying or tactless.
particularly people who use something (anything really) to represent the essence of who they are.

In that parking lot would have been my younger brother selling pseudoephredrine he'd gotten from a catalog for 19 bucks per 100, shilling them to classmmates as speed for three bucks a pop.

I'm having a problem trying to figure out what this means.

1) Smoke joint
assuming quality is worth a fuck,
2) Giggle
3) Eat oreos
4) Repeat as necessary

Is there something mystical that the guru failed to teach me in 1967?
[quote]

4a) Watch Cartoons

beer me

The last thing an enormous fat ass like me needs is the munchies.

I have no problem with either. There is a time and place for both IMO. I'm a fan of the wake and bake on a weekend occasionally but I rarely have weed around.

All of the best conversations that I've ever had have been over drinks and not a bowl.

Don't know how to enjoy it?? Every other time I've smoked pot I've ended up SEVERELY depersonalizing. In every sense of the word, I'm legitmately psychotic. Most people who've been around me stoned all agree they've never seen anyone so fucking out of their heads on THC. And I'm not smoking a huge amount either, no more or less than anyone else. So, for me it can only be described as moderately enjoyable because I personally don't like experiencing psychosis all that often.

Prepare to be surprised again!

Never even curious about it, or any drugs for that matter. Hardest thing I drink is Diet Coke. Alcohol = that's what I clean sticky crap off CD cases with.

You can also try Naphtha, aka lighter fluid.

I still like pot every now and then, but I vastly prefer alcohol now.

I just find that the older I get, the less I can feel the positive effects of pot when I smoke, but I am much more conscious of the paranoia, sluggishness, the munchies, etc. I don't really get much out of smoking and listening to music anymore, either.

Also I haven't given myself a hangover from drinking in forever.

However, my alcoholic neighbors can be pretty fucking annoying when they stay up until 5am on a weeknight and leave their stereo on - really fucking loud, playing a skipping CD - until about 8.

right on, i've seen that happen before. not fun to watch, seems like less fun to have it happen. i think it's silly to think that any drug is for everyone, what with it being all about subjective experience and all...



as long as one of those instances is attending a motley crue concert, i'm in full agreement.

No, wasn't sarcastic. I just don't think it's a good idea to post incriminating information in a forum to which authorities might have access. You do what you want.

It's actually reassuring to hear from so many people who've never tried. Makes me feel less alone.

I suspect it wouldn't do much for me, as people have accused me of "having drugs for blood" anyway.

I don't make a good drug addict. I like control of situations I'm in. ANything otherwise makes me nervous.

I did coke in high school BEFORE I did pot. The former I ended up with a problem with briefly. As was common with the middle and upper middle class spoiled brats of my high school. A lot of us did.

The latter I never agreed with. I did smoke a lot at a party in 94 after drinking a lot and ended up having a seizure on the front lawn of the party/boyfriend at times house. Not a pretty situation. The words they told me I kept repeating over and over while coming out of the seizure" no hospital. no hospital. No hospital".

Haven't touched the shit since.

I was a functioning alcoholic for almost two years, and you guys know which years those were.

One of the reasons why I rarely drink now in the past year and a half. It's only on special social situations. Or a glass or two of wine once in a while. I can handle the alcohol now because I have more clarity in my life. And I can't STAND hangovers or not being able to read at night or next day.

back when you used to post some awesome shit?

lol yeah.

Now I'm sober and boring.

BOOZE.

I used to live with potheads, but those days of bong rips and being stoned 24/7 are over for me. Occasionally I'll smoke and it's usually on roadtrips.

I cannot stand yayo. Ugh, that was a bad, bad period in my life... those days are DEFINITELY over for me.

you know damned well it is.

Joe, why don't you ever invite us over?

let's trade instances. i'll go first...

college football night games

here's another...

boring bars where you hate everyone, but when you're geeked out of your mind, you can actually tolorate speaking to them

This made me ROTFL...hell, yeah, that was funny.

Studies on mice have shown you don't actually gain weight on pot, you just binge eat followed by periods of little hunger.

<--- Had university lectures on the pharmacology of marijuana