FINAL BOARD WAR OF 2005

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

OPA! Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Aural Lang Syne Wrote:

My mom is heavy and can't walk more than 10-15 feet without immediately being tired. If you look at her, you'd think she was perfectly fine...well, maybe the cane might be a bit of a giveaway. Unfortunately, her debilitating diseases don't allow her to walk around the store. And, unloading the wheelchair is a pain of the ass since it's not motorized and difficult to maneuver with a shopping cart.

Yeah, but your mom is also older, ya know? I'm talking about morbidly obese 32 year olds here.

And why do they all where grey sweat pants with stains on them?

Because the homos bought up all the pastels.

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

petecockroach Wrote:

Your all clueless about music apart from dalen and possibly dumpjack.

The majority of people on this site opinions of music comes from magazines/websites they read (slapford)etc.

Most people are interested in women farting than finding out about new music.

I find aural, dalen, yail bloor, cotton, dumpjack, beachy, zeke the moody drift and konstantinl interesting but the rest!!!!

This is probably my last post.

Corrections: Please see me after class.

More people are interested in women farting than finding out about new music.

I find aural, dalen, yail bloor, cotton, dumpjack, beachy, zeke the moody drift and konstantinl interesting but the rest!!!!

This is an incomplete sentence. Also, watch your capitalization and avoid overuse of exclamatory punctuation.

I'll be leaving now. You might want to open a window. :roll:

long gone · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:53 pm **Posts:** 3262

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

petecockroach Wrote:

Your all clueless about music apart from dalen and possibly dumpjack.

The majority of people on this site opinions of music comes from magazines/websites they read (slapford)etc.

Most people are interested in women farting than finding out about new music.

I find aural, dalen, yail bloor, cotton, dumpjack, beachy, zeke the moody drift and konstantinl interesting but the rest!!!!

This is probably my last post.

Corrections: Please see me after class.

More people are interested in women farting than finding out about new music.

I find aural, dalen, yail bloor, cotton, dumpjack, beachy, zeke the moody drift and konstantinl interesting but the rest!!!!

This is an incomplete sentence. Also, watch your capitalization and avoid overuse of exclamatory punctuation.

I'll be leaving now. You might want to open a window. :roll:

Perhaps its english instead of american?
Or perhaps its a frigging messageboard and i could not give a shite?

RIYL, YSI, YAAFI. LOL...

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:11 pm

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

petecockroach Wrote:

Your all clueless about music apart from dalen and possibly dumpjack.

The majority of people on this site opinions of music comes from magazines/websites they read (slapford)etc.

Most people are interested in women farting than finding out about new music.

I find aural, dalen, yail bloor, cotton, dumpjack, beachy, zeke the moody drift and konstantinl interesting but the rest!!!!

This is probably my last post.

Corrections: Please see me after class.

More people are interested in women farting than finding out about new music.

I find aural, dalen, yail bloor, cotton, dumpjack, beachy, zeke the moody drift and konstantinl interesting but the rest!!!!

This is an incomplete sentence. Also, watch your capitalization and avoid overuse of exclamatory punctuation.

I'll be leaving now. You might want to open a window. :roll:

For all we know, he's probably one of those uneducated hooligans who follow Liverpool soccer and talks with that annoying accent. I forget what it's called. KonstantinL, care to help?

Odds Bodkins · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:12 pm

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

petecockroach Wrote:

Your all clueless about music apart from dalen and possibly dumpjack.

The majority of people on this site opinions of music comes from magazines/websites they read (slapford)etc.

Most people are interested in women farting than finding out about new music.

I find aural, dalen, yail bloor, cotton, dumpjack, beachy, zeke the moody drift and konstantinl interesting but the rest!!!!

This is probably my last post.

Corrections: Please see me after class.

More people are interested in women farting than finding out about new music.

I find aural, dalen, yail bloor, cotton, dumpjack, beachy, zeke the moody drift and konstantinl interesting but the rest!!!!

This is an incomplete sentence. Also, watch your capitalization and avoid overuse of exclamatory punctuation.

I'll be leaving now. You might want to open a window. :roll:

Don't forget that the best PLAYERS win championships, not the best TEAM. That's some serious PCR whizzzzzzzzzzzzdom.

Odds Bodkins · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:14 pm

OPA! Wrote:

For all we know, he's probably one of those uneducated hooligans who follow Liverpool soccer and talks with that annoying accent. I forget what it's called. KonstantinL, care to help?

Look at the World Cup Pairing thread for some more gems by Petey-boy.

long gone · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:53 pm **Posts:** 3262

Slapford Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

For all we know, he's probably one of those uneducated hooligans who follow Liverpool soccer and talks with that annoying accent. I forget what it's called. KonstantinL, care to help?

Look at the World Cup Pairing thread for some more gems by Petey-boy.

Did somebody tell you to say that?

long gone · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:53 pm **Posts:** 3262

OPA! Wrote:

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

petecockroach Wrote:

Your all clueless about music apart from dalen and possibly dumpjack.

The majority of people on this site opinions of music comes from magazines/websites they read (slapford)etc.

Most people are interested in women farting than finding out about new music.

I find aural, dalen, yail bloor, cotton, dumpjack, beachy, zeke the moody drift and konstantinl interesting but the rest!!!!

This is probably my last post.

Corrections: Please see me after class.

More people are interested in women farting than finding out about new music.

I find aural, dalen, yail bloor, cotton, dumpjack, beachy, zeke the moody drift and konstantinl interesting but the rest!!!!

This is an incomplete sentence. Also, watch your capitalization and avoid overuse of exclamatory punctuation.

I'll be leaving now. You might want to open a window. :roll:

For all we know, he's probably one of those uneducated hooligans who follow Liverpool soccer and talks with that annoying accent. I forget what it's called. KonstantinL, care to help?

Liverpool soccer? Fucks that?

Odds Bodkins · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:19 pm

petecockroach Wrote:

Slapford Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

For all we know, he's probably one of those uneducated hooligans who follow Liverpool soccer and talks with that annoying accent. I forget what it's called. KonstantinL, care to help?

Look at the World Cup Pairing thread for some more gems by Petey-boy.

Did somebody tell you to say that?

Nah, how could I forget such spot on logic?

long gone · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:53 pm **Posts:** 3262

Slapford Wrote:

petecockroach Wrote:

Slapford Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

For all we know, he's probably one of those uneducated hooligans who follow Liverpool soccer and talks with that annoying accent. I forget what it's called. KonstantinL, care to help?

Look at the World Cup Pairing thread for some more gems by Petey-boy.

Did somebody tell you to say that?

Nah, how could I forget such spot on logic?

Logic formed from newspapers, tv and websites?

Mr.quote.

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

Just stop it.

Odds Bodkins · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:24 pm

petecockroach Wrote:

Logic formed from newspapers, tv and websites?

Mr.quote.

Hmm, so research is fine for soccer, but not music. I see. You interest me and I would like to susbscribe to your newsletter.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:25 pm

Cockney, that's it. Cockney.

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

OPA! Wrote:

Cockney, that's it. Cockney.

...nevermind.

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

Wouldn't Konstantinopal have a Scottish brogue? Don't ask a Scotsmen to speak for a Brit. :wink:

Here's what women think of the Scottish accent:

Scottish. This accent has become even more beloved of late due to a recent rash of films set in Scotland. A propensity for exposing their lower extremities also keeps Scots in high demand. The kilt and the Scottish brogue go together perfectly, and it is difficult to think of one without the other. Much like the U.S. Postal Service and shooting sprees.

:lol:

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:50 pm

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

Here's what women think of the Scottish accent:

Scottish. This accent has become even more beloved of late due to a recent rash of films set in Scotland.

I think what you mean is "here's what a few American women, who possess no thoughts of their own, have been told to think of the Scottish accent."

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:08 pm

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

Wouldn't Konstantinopal have a Scottish brogue? Don't ask a Scotsmen to speak for a Brit. :wink:

Here's what women think of the Scottish accent:

Scottish. This accent has become even more beloved of late due to a recent rash of films set in Scotland. A propensity for exposing their lower extremities also keeps Scots in high demand. The kilt and the Scottish brogue go together perfectly, and it is difficult to think of one without the other. Much like the U.S. Postal Service and shooting sprees.

:lol:

If you ask me, Scottish boys are hot!

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

Radcliffe Wrote:

I think what you mean is "here's what a few American women, who possess no thoughts of their own, have been told to think of the Scottish accent."

Sorry, 'fraid not. I think I can speak for all women when I say the Scottish are dead sexy!

discostu · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:49 pm

Charli Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

swiateck Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

swiateck Wrote:

The Stones haven't put out a good record since Some Girls

I parked in a handicap space for fun today you bastard. :wink:

No prob. I considered wiping my ass with the liner notes to Undercover but then figured "Why add in an extra step?" and shit directly on it instead.

Hey lemme ask you a question. What the fuck is up with people in stores (like Target or whatever) using the motorized chairs JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE FAT?

Are you fucking kidding me? You're not disabled, you're just fat and a nice walk around the store wouldnt hurt.....

I think it actually pisses me off more than people using the parking spaces when they don't have the right.

Agreed.

I was trying to walk down Michigan Ave one saturday afternoon amongst the crowds of people and there was a 300lb woman using one of them, riding down the sidewalk messing up the flow of traffic. I think I actually raised an eyebrow to her.

I mean there was a possibility she had an injury or something, but I didn't think that at the time.

Fuck all ya'll. I yelled a blind bitch once because she stepped on my toe.

OPA! Wrote:

oldbullee Wrote:

I think that young hot bitch who does italian cooking got a tit job.

You know, I did notice she had cleavage going on the other day.

She's Italian. Most Italian girls I know have good to large size tits.

paladisiac · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:22 pm

kill puppy, kill!

shiv · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:33 pm

I find it hard to believe that the NYC homo population has dried up so much that OPA has to troll for new converts on a message board.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:21 am

discostu Wrote:

Fuck all ya'll. I yelled a blind bitch once because she stepped on my toe.

Pfft. I once took this drunk blind guys stick, kicked it across the aisle and under the table in a bar.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:10 am

oldbullee Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

oldbullee Wrote:

Can you keep you gayness out of a thread for more than five minutes? The heterosexuals are trying to talk.

that's just too fucking funny.

yo T, what are y'all doing for the Peach Bowl tonight?

I think I'm just gonna get watch with a few friends here. Probably order pizza and get smashed. I do not feel good about our chances.

Jesus. 37-3? Damn.

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

4 pages? yikes. this is a fast thread.
should i read it?

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

DayStar Wrote:

should i read it?

gee, i can't help you.
i'm just a girl.

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