Pretty certain those aren't her tits OR her chompers.

They're hers now. Once you buy, you own.

Last night's episode confirmed once again that Survivor is the best show on TV.

Watching Shane's reaction to Courtney's voting off was classic. At that moment, he realized he was screwed.

Nooooo shit. That was AWESOME TV.

And of course there was joy in my heart because of my intense hatred of Courtney.

Yeah that was priceless. She was a genuine fuckin' nutter. I still can't believe nature boy has won 4 straight immunity challenges.

Oddly enough, last night was the first time I started to like Courtney. I think because she finally turned her on back on the Casayans and decided to hook up with Terry.

Terry's got the plague or something, though. Every person on the jury has been connected with him just before going. Austin & Sally were his little chums. Bruce was the only Casayan who was nice to him. And as soon as Courtney flips, she's gone.

The thing that struck me the most last night was how perceptive Cerie is. She sees through everything. Two minutes after the trio are back from the reward, she knows what happened, what Terry's thinking, what Courtney's thinking, what they're going to do, how it's going to go, and how she's going to wind up screwed because of it. So she decides she wants Courtney to go. And sure enough...

Terry is a badass, Cerie is a genius, Aras is a poser, Shane is a nutcase, and Danielle...well, Danielle just IS. I'm going to be REALLY pissed if either Terry or Cerie don't win this.

np: Tift Merritt - "Good Hearted Man"

Enlighten me. How is he a poser? Just because he's hot?

All that yoga bullshit, but even more than that, getting outlasted in that strength competition last night by COURTNEY! Dude's supposedly the poor man's Terry, but turns out he's a wimp in stud's clothing. I don't really vehemently dislike him like I do Shane, but I definitely don't want him to win. I saw his last name somewhere, though, and he's Greek...so that should definitely be bonus points from you, CB.

np: GBV - "Drinker's Peace"

i may be the only person who enjoys shane. he is ca-razy and so f'ing amusing.
i mean he went cold turkey on the nicotine out in the middle of nowhere...of course he's nuts.

i don't want him to win...i'm looking at cerie.
i don't think anyone's ever played this out like she has.

The wooden Blackberry was kind of funny...I'll give ya that. The thing I hate most about Shane is when he throws those fucking 3rd grade tantrums, like when Cirie didn't pick him for the reward and he kicked the dirt and started throwing shit. Grow the fuck up, Culkin!

Yeah, Cirie may not be getting it done physically, but she is definitely outwitting the lot of 'em.

If they ever do another All-Stars, they'd BETTER have Terry leading one tribe against Tom, the middle-aged badass fireman leading the other. Those two could have the death match to end all death matches.

np: Nada Surf - "Popular"

Danielle is now officially referred to as "Chompers" at Redlands.

Also, nobody mentioned that if Terry wins he would be the first to win the car and the million.

I say he ain't winning.

these moments are like magic for me.
but then i measure all the great survivor moments aginst susan hawk's farewell speech to kelley from the first season.

still some of the most uncomfortably awesome TV ever.

So who's going down tonight?

God I hope its Chompers, though these dolts need to figure out at some point that Cirie is playing them.

I dunno.

I think yoga boy is getting the boot, his time has come.

I'll second this guess.

Cirie is my girl. She'll win it all.

My money's on Danielle being voted off tonight. The commercials that showed the finale showed Cirie, Terry, and Aras doing something without her, so that pretty much sealed it with me.

can anyone provide a brief synopsis of tonight's show.
missed the whole damn thing.
is my girl cirie still around?

All four are still around: one of those TO BE CONTINUED endings. The vote was Terry and Cirie Vs. Danielle and Aras. Aras won immunity, so it's down to a tie-breaker between Cirie and Danielle. The old build-fire-to-burn-string-battle-rama. We'll see who wins on Sunday.

I realize this is a pretty crappy synopsis, but I've been drinking.

I think you pretty well got it. Other than the Terry and Chompers versus Cirie and Aras subplot and the fact that Terry could have saved Chompers with the idol but chose not to.

Also, and holy shit is this funny, my fiance pointed out that everytime they have knots to untie, they focus on Danielle USING HER FUCKING TEETH TO OPEN THEM. Jeff even said, "Danielle, using her teeth to go to work on those knots," when they had the puzzle pieces.

Chompers: Part big breasted Survivor, part beaver.






The fiance is convinced from that 0.5 second preview clip of the fire building contest that Cirie wins. Apparently her fire looked bigger.

Yeah, she's an picket fence apple eater for sure. Can you imagine that mouth coming at you? It would be like the final scene in Jaws when Quint is screaming and kicking his feet as that very toothy mouth opens to "swallow him whole".

It did look bigger but I don't know, it could be misleading. It's the first one to burn through the rope who wins, so let's hope Cirie's burns faster.

"I said suck the motherfucka, you bitin' it. Shit"

This show is still on?