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It's beershit time.

Thread just nosedived from "mildly erotic" all the way down to "way too much information."


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It's beershit time.

Thread just nosedived from "mildly erotic" all the way down to "way too much information."


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Dude, this is the most interesting thing I've read in years. If you cleaned this up a little, I think you could get it published. Very engrossing. Call it "Teacher Appreciation Day."


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Can you believe what an idiot Phil is? He actually told me to read this thread. I am goin to end up taking out every woman in the school. I don't know if I should keep reading. He may need a place to stay tonight.


why take it out on them?
find that big frying pan of his and let him have it.


WAIT A SECOND. Tell me what i did wrong. Seriously. Asides from get drunk and smell bad.

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Radcliffe Wrote:
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It's beershit time.

Thread just nosedived from "mildly erotic" all the way down to "way too much information."


We're dealing with a hard look into the public education system, do you want me to just gloss over the details?

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Dude, this is the most interesting thing I've read in years. If you cleaned this up a little, I think you could get it published. Very engrossing. Call it "Teacher Appreciation Day."


brilliant.
call the new yorker.


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ayah Wrote:
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Can you believe what an idiot Phil is? He actually told me to read this thread. I am goin to end up taking out every woman in the school. I don't know if I should keep reading. He may need a place to stay tonight.


why take it out on them?
find that big frying pan of his and let him have it.


You know, the more I read . . . I think that sounding like a good idea. HE TOLD ME TO READ THE THREAD. He is inviting doom. But on the other hand, they all know about me and many have met me so back the fuck off my man.


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I WILL MAKE YOU CREPES!

but i can't do it if i'm dead. Hey, for my birthday, I'd like to live, uninjured. Can I come out of the bathroom now?

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[they all know about me and many have met me so back the fuck off my man.


umm...wow.


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At least he didn't hike the woman's skirts and fuck her over the lunchroom table! (Though, I'm sure the thought did cross his mind) :)


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At least he didn't hike the woman's skirts and fuck her over the lunchroom table! (Though, I'm sure the thought did cross his mind) :)


I plead the fifth.

Happy deathday to meeeee, happy deathday to meeeeee....

hey, why do they bother with sodium pentathol when there's liquor?

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Mmmmm, crepes. That's cheating. I'm trying to be mad at you.


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Deena, did you light the candle in the bathroom? Do i smell that bad or has that been going all day? It just started flickering...

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Prince of Darkness Wrote:

WAIT A SECOND. Tell me what i did wrong. Seriously. Asides from get drunk and smell bad.


I might be mistaken, but I believe your answer starts here:

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So she's talking, and I'm tuning her out while I'm checking out her banging body, and then she says "what did you just say?!" and I'm like "I don't know, I'm hungover" and she's like "you just said 'You're a hot piece of ASS'"


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deenalikesfood Wrote:
Mmmmm, crepes. That's cheating. I'm trying to be mad at you.


chocolate and raspberry?

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It just started flickering...


it smells you.


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"as the obner rises"


:shock: :lol:

I'm wondering if the double meaning was intentional...given your inclusion of "obner place" as another option I'm not sure.


Oh, it was intentional, allright. I didn't think "As the Obner Turns" sounded as good either.

How about "Another Obner?"
"Days of our Obners"
"All my Obners"
"One Obner to Live"
"General Obner"
"Guiding Obner"


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andyfest Wrote:
Prince of Darkness Wrote:

WAIT A SECOND. Tell me what i did wrong. Seriously. Asides from get drunk and smell bad.


I might be mistaken, but I believe your answer starts here:

Prince of Darkness Wrote:
So she's talking, and I'm tuning her out while I'm checking out her banging body, and then she says "what did you just say?!" and I'm like "I don't know, I'm hungover" and she's like "you just said 'You're a hot piece of ASS'"


Yeah, you're right. Ooopsies.

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Deena, did you light the candle in the bathroom? Do i smell that bad or has that been going all day? It just started flickering...


how DO you girls deal with this.
no guy's this good in bed.


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"All my Obners"


A decidedly better choice than "Obner My Children"


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At least he didn't hike the woman's skirts and fuck her over the lunchroom table! (Though, I'm sure the thought did cross his mind) :)


Yeah, he has amazing self-control when he wants to.


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A decidedly better choice than "Obner My Children"


I'm really trying to control my laughter here. This thread is just priceless.


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dude - next time just take it out. trust me.

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Prince of Darkness Wrote:
Deena, did you light the candle in the bathroom? Do i smell that bad or has that been going all day? It just started flickering...


Be careful...she might be trying to kill you. I can just see the headline, "Man dies in Beershit explosion"


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Deena, did you light the candle in the bathroom? Do i smell that bad or has that been going all day? It just started flickering...


how DO you girls deal with this.
no guy's this good in bed.


He's really fucking good but he's really testing my limits today. And yes, I lit the candle.


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