So who's got their homework done?

just finished.

we went to the beach for a bit, came back, showered, and it was on

i'll need a little extra time, mr. kotter. aunt flo's trying to rear her ugly head and i'm weird about snacking when she's around.

but, i did get everything else... twice. so i'm pretty happy with that.

it's a beautiful thing

You gotta eat the pussy.

*raises hand*

now i'm in the beer

what do you have for dessert after eating p**sy? or is this a new thread?

ice cream?

marlboro.

Actually at only two months into the relationship, she still throws a mint into her mouth when she thinks kissing will commence....We also still shower prior to 'bonding time as well', so you can shove your eye roll! It wasn't the point I was making anyways.

i heart dov.

It is great as a snack or the main course.

What Lump said.

wait, i thought you were married.

This would be my vote, too.

I have a partner. It would be illegal ( and break the Lord God's Holy Laws) for us to be married... and to attenpt to legalize our union would guarantee that the Senator from Virginia and football would be elected president.

I have a checkered past, I was married/cohabited/enmeshed with women. Found the taste, texture, quality... varied greatly from woman to woman. Liked it really. Been 15-20 years since I've had the honor.

ditto. it used to be a special trip to Friendly's for a big sundae. now we stay at home and get a half-gallon from the freezer. ahhh, to be young again.

edit: er, just noticed "ice cream" was posted as a question, not a statement. but yeah, post-sex ice cream rules.

I am pleased with the popularity of this thread

Tune in again for next week's thread: "Teabagging - It's Not Just For Drunken Frat Brothers Anymore."

Maybe, but there are a hell of a lot more lesbians on the board than I thought.

This sounds like you were doing a double blind taste test.

"Damn! this one is smooth, with a hint of mint, not too much, just enough! full-bodied with a slight muskiness to it"

What did you use to cleanse the palate in between samples?

Ahhh, the ignorance* of people without small children reminds me of what my life used to be like.

*=ignorance of not having experienced the amount of energy it takes to care for 2 small kids all day, coupled with the fact that the woman still has not gotten back to her original figure prior to the last childbirth, (I think she is smokin') partly due to having zero time to excercise or eat right, and we barely have energy to crawl in bed by midnight only to have to get up twice during the night to deal with one sick kid or the other, and then up at 6:30 to start the day all over again.

leave it to dalen to produde a 4 page thread that still incorporates sex & even sort of food. * huzzah Dalen*

Is it me, or does the guy from Food Network's Ham On The Street remind you of Dalen? It does me...just saying....

having kids is the choice you made. certainly you knew that kids would take up 90% of your time once they came around. no complaining allowed, mister. this is a pu**y eating thread. let's keep it positive.