Shit, I must hang out with the wrong Mexicans, I didn't even know about that Lucas brand.

I'm a fake Mexican.

Mexicans:

- drive low-riders
- wear oversized, button shirts
- don't wear deodorant (or, they sweat a lot, doing all the work that whites & blacks don't do)

D4L Laffy Taffy


and you people know all these stereotypes are true.

jewish girls don't shave their bush

Are you aware of the high regard the Israelities hold for the burning bush?

heh heh. Um, Norway reprezant!

Isn't it Greeks who love anal?

Girls aren't good at math, technical things or fixing things.

Girls don't like/want sex as much as men.

Gay men are all pink-wearing, cocktail-drinking, fruity types.

Lesbians all look and act like men.

Vegetarians are pale-faced and malnourished.

All black people naturally have "groove" and can sing well. (mmm-hum)

All Christians hate teh gheys and women.

and are not just amazing musicians but are better than any other race at it like it's genetic or something. That stereotype that they try to perpetuate... it can get old and tired quickly.

The really awesomely talented ones seem to be the ones that don't say shit.

people who wear sunglasses when they are not needed (indoors, nighttime, cloudy day w/o light sensitivity issues) are not assholes.

cause they are.

"I wear my sunglasses at night..."

*gets all self-conscious*

At least I've got a valid excuse for the "girl" part

that bears have all the fun.

right HL?

Besides showtunes, THEM FAIRIES also:
Love pulsing, throbbing dance music
Love Abba
Enjoy drag queens
Have more money than your average breeder
Dress well
Are fastidiously clean and neat
Take it up the brown

I hate showtunes and most dance music, think drag is kinda embarrassing, ain't fucking no bags of money, dress so as not to be noticed, don't shower every day and vacuum maybe twice a year.

As I think about it, really it's that my "repulsive social pariah" characteristics overrule my gay bits.

And I love Abba because I'm a cheese-pop geek, not because I'm a fag. Incidentally, the "gays = Abba" thing didn't exist in the U.S. before Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Gotta be an Australian gay thing.

A very good percentage of us don't allow the ass to be tapped.

(especially when you spend years playing in a band with a black bassist who plays as stiff as the white salsa.)

A fellow east coast friend of mine, after a few years living in L.A., came to two conclusions:

1. The only people worth dating in L.A. are the ones who weren't born there.
2. Attractive people don't need bother to develop personalities.


Oh, you just want me to post more pictures of swimming pools full of rotund furballs. I'm saving those for football threads.

I'm totally going to consider this when we have the Obner BEST POSTS OF THE YEAR poll at the end of the year!

HL rules!

oh shit, i think i posted that pic once.

Are you sure you aren't my bestfriend "G."? You've pretty much just described him, bless his soul.

Other characteristics include:
- a strict diet of steak, cigs, and Guinness.
- old plaid shirts,
- torn jeans,
- and a distain for hello kitty because, quote: "she has no mouth"
- mind you he does have an unhealthy obsession with Shonen Knife and celebrity gossip.

Hello Kitty Has No Mouth

Name a white popular saxophonist outside Stan Getz and Kenny G.

Off the top of my head, Gerry Mulligan, Paul Desmond, Pepper Adams...gotta be even more.

The only one I recognize of those three is Paul Desmond, who is a good call. I had thought of him but wasn't sure where he fell on the popularity scale.

nice. (*sending link to friend now*)

wow. i am lost.