come on haq, you can catch me, BRING IT

(I post on another board, and it also gives your post count as a % of the total board post, so like Spoon, would be a 10% of all posts are his or something like that.

No. When I type stuff, it has to fly off the keyboard and be posted between mouthfuls of sandwich at work while I'm on my way to look up a source for a news story. At home, it's gotta be stream-of-consciousness nattering while I'm doing something else. If I had to put work into it, my post count would go way down and then where would the cosmos be? Writhing in painful hell, that's where.