Let's break out the Ouija board and hold a seance to summon the ghost of Rich Hall's career...

My coining of "Mrazturbation" in another thread got me thinking we could come up with a whole mess of Obner-based words invoking the names of various Obnerati. For example:

Someone who is enough of an idiot that even a nice guy like Bonor Obnerst became irritated with their incredibly incapable mental faculties would be called an "Ishtard."

Let's come up with some more, shall we?

I just thought of another one...

Any surly, but literate, synopsis of an album, song, or concert could be referred to as "Radcliffe Notes."

adding onto a message board thread with a lame joke that ends the entire discussion forever:

74'ing a thread.

Oatmill

It's probably already in common usage, but getting fired for violating corporate internet policies should be called "getting Squirrgled."

Luv ya, Cap'n!

EDIT: Perhaps it would be better to define this as "being subjected to trumped-up charges by your employer." That covers the full spectrum of management shittery.

I've Bloored a few unfortunate souls in my time here.

Looking at the Falcons' season prospects through rose-colored glasses could be known as "Bloored vision."

anytime a thread makes a reference to Duran Duran (or another widely regarded has-been eighties band), it's been Norwoodized. Or maybe Woodied for short.

Anytime someone gets excited about a band touring, they're having an Auralgasm.

when you are unable to keep a job for a significant amount of time you are konstantly unemployed.

A Pop Toddy is when you list your own band's album as a top ten release for the year.

Just funning you Todd. You my favorite.

Wordy, nonsensical, borderline-Max Hardcore-inflammatory dialogue that defies all laws of punctuation is Montyficating.

Universally dismissing bands could be Garring them out.

Don't over[ b]Fracture[/b] Bobbo. My sense of humor ends when we discuss the Dawgs or Falcs.

Oh yeah, a complete myopisism about your sports teams prospects could be Calling A Spade A Spade

that's almost M.I.A.'s last name.

wow, you guys are bored.

Getting so hammered that you end up spending the next workday sleeping off your hangover in your car during the middle of your shift shall henceforth be known as getting "shiv-faced."

Best one yet! C'mon, people...this is what I'm looking for!!!

I prefer "calling a spade a Spade Kitty." Speaking of which, what's the ETA on Rex Grossman shouting, "I'M GOIN' TO DISNEYLAND!!!" while being showered with confetti to the strains of "When You Wish Upon a Star"? I'm guessing it'll be right after BTK gets paroled.

I think Jewlz Santana's "tell it to your blog" deserves a shout here.

DOUCHED - or, perchance, ROBOTED - could describe having taken a pop-gun to Tony Montana's. You (playfully?) taunt a friend, but instead of them rejoining in kind, they up the hostility and attack with every arm in their arsenal.

If I can't make a record that I like, who can?!?!

Any diva-like behavior will get you accused of being "OPA-ratic."

This one's growing on me.

Posting in a thread just to insult someone on a personal level is of course a Busty Slap

My fave so far.

74'ED!!!!