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 Post subject: Garrison Keillor: Smut Peddler
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He was taken off the air in Lexington, KY for saying the word "Breast", and in the contest of poetry? what the fuck? This is petrifying.

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He says it took him 63 years to feel validated, having never been disciplined before this.

He'll be on a Harley by the end of the year.
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Maybe he can parlay this newfound ribald streak into taking over for Howard Stern in a few months.
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Maybe he can parlay this newfound ribald streak into taking over for Howard Stern in a few months.


Or "The Aristocrats II".
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this is truly retarded

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Garrison Keillor is retarded.

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why do you say that? i find his showing boring as hell, though.

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Gaping A' Wrote:
DiggityDawg Wrote:
Maybe he can parlay this newfound ribald streak into taking over for Howard Stern in a few months.


Or "The Aristocrats II".

Garrison Keillor's version of the Aristocrats:

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"A guy goes into an agent's office and says "I've got an act you've gotta see"

"What kind of act?" asks the agent.

"It's a family act," says the guy.

"I don't do family acts, " responds the agent.

"This one's different. You've gotta see it to believe it," says the guy.

"What's so different about it?" asks the agent.

And the guy pauses for a second, then says "... breasts..."

The agent stares in stunned disbelief. "What do you call an act like that?"

And the guy says "The Aristocrats."

It was funnier in person.
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heh heh. breast. heh.

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QUICK! Which is a sex offender, and which is Garrison Keillor?
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Holy Shiite Muslim! Is that a dwarfed zombie?!!!


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GODDAMNIT DO NOT EVER SHOW ME BRIAN PEPPERS AGAIN
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They should remake Twins with Brian Peppers and Julius Peppers.

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GODDAMNIT DO NOT EVER SHOW ME BRIAN PEPPERS AGAIN


agreed

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