across the street. She's standing on a 3rd floor railing of the elementary school, dressed in a sundress and floppy hat, yelling at about ten cops milling aroiund under her. I've been watching from my balcony for about an hour now, and this is the most boring-ass reality show I've ever witnessed. No wonder there's no advertising revenue generated from suicides. Plus the woman would barely even snap a bone from 3 floors up. If I was a cop, this'd be my plan: walk up the stairs and drag her back down by the hair.

I'll let you know if she jumps.

awesome - maybe she will jump and turn an ankle.

last night the cops drove into the park behind our house to kick out 4 homeless guys - they needed 5 squad cars to accomplish this.

Any idea what she's yelling? I'm sure this is probably over a dude.

Pictures? Video?

Radcliffe, get some video!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeh, I can hear her pretty clearly. It's totally about a guy. Apparently she's "tired of the games." What this city needs is cliche police - as soon as someone utters something as trite as "I'm tired of the games" an ATF&C* sniper takes 'em out.







* Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Cliches

you should yell up at her - it's not you, it's him.

how else are they going to coordinate for their doughnut shop meeting?

you should yell up at her "i cheated on you with your best friend".

I hate mind games, too, but y'know what? I walk away.I lol'd.

BABY MOMMA DRAMA

Actually, they should shoot her with those fucking bean bags.

those bums are a danger though, with their inhuman efficiency - i left out my recycling the other day and they picked up the cans and bottles (and a fifth of vodka that had about 3 shots left in it) in less than 1 minute. maybe they are like sharks and can smell that shit from miles away.

Well, at least she hates the game and not just the playa.

yes!

Well, almost 3 hours of boredom and it's over. Cops waited for her to sit on the stairs, then rushed her. She let out a short grunt of surprise, then got gently manhandled into an ambulance. IMO they made a tactical mistake by not dragging her by the hair - I mean, where's the lesson? Where's the entertainment value?

Actually, she was way too yappy and demanding to be a true potential suicide. I'd file this one under "snit." If there were no cops around, she would've just walked down the stairs and gone home two and a half hours ago.

next time have a slingshot ready.

Sometimes you need to help those who can't help themselves.

For some people, suicide *is* the answer.

I can see the Onion now -- 'I committed suicide because they made fun of me on the Internet'

I always had Radcliffe down for a bungalow in the country. Are you sure it wasn't a squirrel?

Isn't that Russell Crowe's band?