If someone were to shoot, hypothetically, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, could they get off on a self-defense plea? If I see these two no talent ass clowns one more time, I just might have to kill myself.

Just don't attempt an insanity plea - 'cuz in this case nobody would buy it. Better to go to the chair as a martyr.

my pops is a lawyer, and he says he'll defend you if you kill em.

the hypothetic you.

I was really asking the question for a, ummm, friend, yeah that's it...a friend.

While on killing spree could your "friend" kill the Black Eye Peas too or at least Fergie's ugly ass?

I second this.

Nick will be bald and look like Peter McNichol within ten years.

[made up]I hear Tom Waits has a thing for Fergie, like Willie and Jessica[/made up]

Haha. Tom has better taste than that. His wife Kathleen is quite cute.

I thought Tom and Kathleen were divorced awhile ago, and have just a professional relationship now.

Whichever, I think Tom is more a Kelly Clarkson type anyway.