Christian just played a really mean joke on me, telling me that Tom Waits was performing in DC in November, so I asked him where he saw it and he told me he made it up. Before he told me that he made it up, I looked at the Anti website to check for tour dates and sure enough he's performing in a benefit concert in New York this fucking Tuesday night.

You bastards who live in New York should go see him (though it's with other artists like Dave Matthews and John Mayer) it's Tom Waits and to me completely worth it.

If anyone actually does go to this i'll probably track you down and murder you out of sheer jealousy.