Major Winchester starts practicing the french horn daily in the swamp.

Hunnicut and Pierce retaliate by no longer bathing.

Winchester: "Wreak away, gentlemen."


fuck, i'm bored. i'm going home.

when it ended? I wasn't much into that show.

This is the correct answer.

NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND THE HORROR.

In the 80s, when you lived overseas, you got Armed Forces Network. For some reason, they never understand M*A*S*H is supposed be anti-military satire, so THEY PLAYED IT ALL THE TIME. When you're 7-9 and 12 years old, you don't wanna see any Goddamn MASH.

That, and Alan Alda, teaming with Donahue ruined the masculinity of the American Male.

I saw the dude that played Radar in the grocery store a few years ago. True story.

Was he working the express lane or just the regular ones?

Never thought the show was funny when I was a kid. Apparently I haven't matured because i still don't find it even slightly entertaining.

Alan Alda was on the Daily Show the other night. He's as physically repulsive as he ever was. He was hawking (har har) his new autobiography. zzzzzzzzz.

People used to say I looked like him. Yeah, that's a huge compliment.

I loved the show, used to watch it all the time when I was a kid. It was on in syndication at least twice a day, if not like 4 times a day in two different time slots. That and the Bob Newhart Show were staples for me between, say 8 and 15. What can I say, I was a weird kid.

Yeah, that show is Top 5 best shows EVER material.

The pilot is still one of my favorites;

Hot Lips: "You're ruining this war---for all of us!!!"

Also, in the last episode when Winchester teaches the POW band some orchestra number and then they all get blown up was really fucked up, even when I was like 8 or 9 when it aired......

I tell you, I've never seen a man bag groceries that fast in my life.

Actually, I guess he goes around the country in an RV, doing dinner theatre. There was an article in the paper about it shortly after I saw him.

Pretty fuckin' weird, though...you're going thru the frozen section, you don't expect to see an old version of someone you grew up watching on TV.

I've got no hate for the show, but it went on way too long. And it seemed like the only ones in reruns were the later ones when they were all kind of old and tired and preachy.

And it seemed like the sets got worse.

Having said that, I can't remember a single moment.

I totally agree with that. The earlier "Trapper/Henry" seasons were by far the best.

Oh, yeah...we once saw "Mrs. C" from Happy Days at Costco, too. Dunno what the deal is with seeing old TV stars while buying food.

Where's your watch, soldier?
In the latrine, sir. I kind of don't want it back.