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Twilightkid
 Post subject: NMR: LOL / Bush Jokes
PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:35 pm 
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing.

Rumsfeld concludes by reporting, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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No joke, but rather a Bush quote...

"It's hard work!"

That will always crack me up. Classic.
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oh he's so easily amused.

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You continue to defend that man but if you were ever to be single again and just happened to "turn" gay, we could never get married.

Your loss! :D
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You continue to defend that man but if you were ever to be single again and just happened to "turn" gay, we could never get married.

Your loss!


i post an avatar of Sir George shooting a bird, and I'm defending him? :lol: :lol:

OPA, I'll wait till the end of time for you my love!
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You continue to defend that man but if you were ever to be single again and just happened to "turn" gay, we could never get married.


Yeah, cause it's illegal.
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HaqDiesel Wrote:
OPA! Wrote:
You continue to defend that man but if you were ever to be single again and just happened to "turn" gay, we could never get married.


Yeah, cause it's illegal.


You shush. I saw you sneaking glances in at the table the other day. Don't think I didn't notice.
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What? It was a nice table.
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What? It was a nice table.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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What? It was a nice table.


i'll claw her eyes out.
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this thread is far more interesting than I thought it'd be. i have no jokes.

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